"Let's teach Snotsnit some Romanian" topic!

[Heath Scumm]

Well, the topics purpose is quite obvious ... I'm gonna try to teach you the best I can, ofcourse with some help from the other Romanian forum members ... and if they all chip in with some info, maybe Snotsnit could learn more than a word a day! :)

With this being said, let's get it on ...

I'm gonna try to keep this in the "decency regulations" of the forums that does not allow cursing, yet teach you some good juicy ones :D

My favourite slur when it comes to people is the word "Cocalar" or "Coca" in short ... it reffers to a no-life redneck who absolutely has no taste in music, fashion, art, food or anything else for that matter yet they feel like constantly criticising anything you (as a knowledgeble person) do ... it's a much heavyer and redneckish version of a "bagator in seama" and IMO this is the ultimate evil in our country ...

If you need a larger definition for Cocalar, I'd be happy to help you out! :)

This is how a "cocalar" would look like if you'd see him on the street :

http://stiri.zoot.ro/data/images/2006/01/10/74066.jpg

or a metrosexual version of a "Coca"

http://www.phg.ro/pics/news/large/59629_pic.jpg

People in Romania know who these 2 are, they are "musicians" and also the trend setters for legions of cocalars (if I may say so :D) around the world!

[snotsnit]

The first one doesn't have that redneck look but the 2nd one, man!, he is a cocalar.

Hey I could learn a few more right now because I go to school in 2 hours today.

[r0bby]

Do you want to theach you some "ugly words" :evil: ?:evil: :D

[snotsnit]

the first guy looks a bit like hitler. that's scary.

[r0bby]

His name is Vali Vijelie(Storm..Tornado in your language):D...

[snotsnit]

In my language!? just say english okay because I have two languages, english and some hebrew.

[r0bby]

ok..i understand!:ok:

[Heath Scumm]

The first one doesn't have that redneck look

Ooooo! You have no idea! Does this bitch look like an overcharismatic middle aged Borat or what?

http://www.manele-magazin.ro/images/button-valy1.jpg

And another cocalar for you ... This one actually had or still has (f*#& knows) a Reality Show on National TV with his cocalar family ... something supposed to be very similar to the Osbournes only that it was filled with lots of which we call a "cocalar"!

http://www.manele-magazin.ro/images/button-ist6.jpg

Ok ... enough with this! I'm gonna teach you some more slurs in the next days! :D

[snotsnit]

more slurs today and more slaw!! (it's a joke from monkey island by the guy in my avatar who says "and more slaw, they never give you enough slaw in these value meals")

[Heath Scumm]

Now ... let's get to our next lesson ... this particular term is only used in like 1/3 of the country so you know it's quite exclusive ... I'm talking about "coclit" ... it usually means "extra-filthy" but it's significations have changed in time :)

It reffers to a cocalar, it can be used either as a noun and can be easily used a synonimous word for cocalar or as an adjective when saying for instance "cocalar coclit" ... Of course, this kind of a slur is way to much for someone to handle but when somebody like a really ignorant red-neck f%^& really gets on your nerves, you can use it! :D

Well, if nobody else chips in with some good words, I'm gonna let this easily die cuz I've already tought you the 2 words I use the most in my everyday's life! :evil:

[r0bby]

You forgot this words Hit Scum:Guta and manele!:D
That's the base!

[snotsnit]

Well what do those two mean?

Correct me if I am wrong, adding coclit to cocalar would be saying that someone is a super cocalar?

[Heath Scumm]

Kinda ... but Coclit is like ... I told you, it has double meaning, it can be used like a noun as in Coclit = Cocalar but also as an adjective as in a "super extra f'n filthy with absolutely no F'n clue cocalar"

[snotsnit]

what do Guta and manele mean. (on a side note I saw borat and I remembered how you said that his hometown is in Romania

[Heath Scumm]

Guta is a local musician very appreciated by the ones we call a "cocalar"

http://www.manele-magazin.ro/images/button-ist6.jpg

As said before, this one actually had or still has (f*#& knows) a Reality Show on a national TV with his cocalar family ... something supposed to be very similar to the Osbournes only that it was filled with lots of which we call a "cocalar"!

Manele is a music genre very popular in Romania that people with limited knowledge and power of understanding listen to ... it's a very catchy and sickening music, and when it comes to message it is very similar to reggaeton only much much more vulgar and idiotic!

Whatever, those are not really slurs, they're more like facts of life in Romania ...

What did you think about Borat? Was the movie the sh$# or what? I'm kinda glad they portrayed Romania in such a sickening fashion, my only regret is that they said he was from Kazakstan when in fact they filmed the whole thing in a Romanian village!

[Darius]

We should give snotsnit some tracks with Guþã and Vijelie.:D I don't have any.:D Anyone?:D

[Heath Scumm]

Nope ... not me! Although I think we can find some on the Internet ...

[r0bby]

Hit Scum please learn Snotsnit the meaning of:spaga,coruptie and Basescu':D

[Heath Scumm]

I think you can do it! I don't want to express my political views on stuff since they may differ!

[oldschool]

Hey guys, I don't quite know if this is the right place, but I'm a foreigner and I've been living in Bucharest for almost two years now.

I still haven't quite gotten the hang of Romanian yet, but at least I understand what people say and can answer in a Tarzanish kind of way. :)

Maybe I'll develop my Romanian through this forum. :)

[snotsnit]

I haven't posted in a while sry.

(I'd give Borat a 9.8 out of 10, it was that good especially comaired to Happy Feet which I was forced to see a birthday party, I'd give that a 6.8)

[oldschool]

I thought Borat was quite funny and one of the only good movies I've seen in the last few years.

[Heath Scumm]

I really don't know why people are so touchy about this whole thing! I mean, come on! What kind of world are we living in where people can't sh*t in a plastic bag and bring it to the dinner table to the delight of the guests? :D

I say, thumbs up for that! :ok:

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/twentieth_century_fox/borat/sacha_baron_cohen/boratcannes1.jpg

[Big Sexy]

I understand what people say and can answer in a Tarzanish kind of way. :)

OMFG, you're killing me man, hahahaaaaa, that was awesome and is weird becouse we use the same idea when we say someone is unable ot express itself - ughhh uba ... ehmmm

Well, the basic idea of this topic is that you will not learn usefull romanian words but foul language ... not that this is a bad thing.

[snotsnit]

I was just in a car accident and the car I was in was totaled. Got any Romanian words to help me swear at something?

[sabu]

i got a bunch?
what caind of swears you whant ?about mothers etc

[Ratonu]

Well, in my family, one of the most common things to swear at is Iliescu (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ion_Iliescu). We see him as a symbol for all bad things that happen in Romania, so everytime something typically Romanian makes us mad, we take it out on him. An example: "Al dracului sã fii, Iliescule, cu coasta ta" (basically, "To hell with you, Iliescu").

[Heath Scumm]

I was just in a car accident and the car I was in was totaled. Got any Romanian words to help me swear at something?

Sorry to hear about that ... hope you're ok! I told them US officials not to let 15 year olds drive the cars but do they listen? Noooo! :D

I myself use self-made swearing that really cannot be translated in any form but it usually ends with "matii" sau "mata" (aka "yo' mamma") :ok:

[sabu]

"sa ti-o dau sus" it isent very vulgar and it means suck my..... something like that

[Heath Scumm]

^
Hahaha! Pushing it to tha limit! I'm a leave it to Big Sexy if he chooses to let this slide! :D

[Big Sexy]

ohh, i am encouraging it actualy ...
why am i considered SO politically correct? I am a rotten bastard in the deepest recesses of my soul and you all know it!

[Heath Scumm]

^ "Sa ti-o dau sus!" :ras-plans:

[Corozivu]

If u want a really original Romanian curse, try this one:

Usca-mi-as pampersul pe crucea ma-tii, this means something like I want to dry my pampers on your mother's tomb(or cross). This may sound very disturbing but if u want to know where it comes from, i'll tell you VACANTA MARE(a group of three stand up comedians who rocked the '90 with their... imagination:D ).
This is a top level phrase so if u want to "impress" someone this is the phrase to use.:D

To mod : please dont' ban me

Ouskmeash pempursou pe crucha matii

1pur as in purge
2. mat as in material

[snotsnit]

I wasn't driving and we got rear ended, it was a 5 car collision and now I have a slight case of whiplash.

Scum, I make up words too, Schlobberknocker and Schlockalockamockalock. My family has made up words too but I don't feel like listing them.

I will use Sa ti-o dau sus today most likely.

[Heath Scumm]

If u want a really original Romanian curse, try this one:

Usca-mi-as pampersul pe crucea ma-tii, this means something like I want to dry my pampers on your mother's tomb(or cross). This may sound very disturbing but if u want to know where it comes from, i'll tell you VACANTA MARE(a group of three stand up comedians who rocked the '90 with their... imagination:D ).
This is a top level phrase so if u want to "impress" someone this is the phrase to use.:D

To mod : please dont' ban me

Ouskmeash pempursou pe crucha matii

1pur as in purge
2. mat as in material

Ouskmeash pempursou pe crucha matii :ras-plans:

[Darius]

I will use Sa ti-o dau sus today most likely.

Please tell us the result.:D

[Big Sexy]

well in case you meet a romanian gay expect a manly blowjob becouse that is what means - "to give it to you to the upper level"

my favourite curse is:
"kkmash pe mormantul tau sa aiba ma-ta in ce infige lumarea"
means "i'll take a dump on your grave so your mother has something to stick in the candle"

pretty heavy stuff, huh? I doubt you can say that in romanian but nevertheless you can translate it in english

[Corozivu]

Ouskmeash pempursou pe crucha matii :ras-plans:
U r so easy to amuse...

[snotsnit]

I was going to use it today, but I forgot it. Also, (I need to get a marker for how many times I say also) today has been a long day going to school, then the doctors, and then getting an x-ray. This car accident actually might change laws in seattle or even more places then just it about driving on cellphones or using blackberries. It has just been a total mess.

[Big Sexy]

so your sacrifice has been not in vain!!!
i say "da-i dracului" - to hell with them

[Heath Scumm]

U r so easy to amuse...

U bet!

[cutuma]

The Romanian language is wonderful because nothing is really what it seems.

For example :

1. You may hear romanians reffering to a wonderful looking lady using the term "p*zda" for example "ai vazut p*zda aia?" meaning "what a babe!". However the term also describes a women's genital organs which makes it unclear as to what ugly women actually are.
2. Romanians always think about sex. ALWAYS. This is proven by the phrase "ai, sa-mi bag pl" which means "i'll stick my penis in it". This is used in the worst cases, when something bad happens to a person. This prooves that when shit happens, sex is still an option. Some people use the phrase "sa-mi bag picioarele" which means the same thing only that we replace penis by feet. This prooves fisting is popular here.
3. Women are often reffered to as "curve" if they like having sex. If not they are "frigida draq"
4. In Romania sex with elders is really popular. It's like a dream for everyone, most likely if your trapped in traffic. The term "s-o f#t pe ma-ta" translated by "i'll fuck your mom" is the most used catch-phrase.
5. The most important thing to know is that not always expressing desire to have sex actually has this meaning. For instance, if a women does something bad to a man he'll say "da-o ma-n pl mea pe proasta aia". Translated this would be an invitation for a women to take a tour on the man's "rollercoaster". It actually stands for "nobody gives a shit about her"

That's all for now. I'll be back.

[Heath Scumm]

^ :ras-plans: ... F#$@ Yeah! That's what I'm talkin' about!

This prooves that when shit happens, sex is still an option.

http://www.fregatatravel.co.uk/Romanian%20flag.jpg vs http://www.horseforsale.ca/images-sept03/us-flag.gif

So different yet so alike! :D

[Big Sexy]

@ Decret (hehehe)

tottaly ownzor, did you copied it from somewhere or are you experiencing again with mushroons in your basement?
If you are experiencing find out that you might have found the proper formula!

[cutuma]

Mushrooms? ooooo ... i thought they were tongue depressors. D'oh!

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/c/c3/D_oh.jpg/250px-D_oh.jpg

[Heath Scumm]

Haha! How did that get there?

http://www.psychedelic.com/identifying/Mushrooms%20002.jpg

[snotsnit]

so does bag mean dick like in english slang

[Heath Scumm]

No ... "bag" means "stick" ... :rolleyes: ... You figure it out from there! :D

[snotsnit]

lol

[snotsnit]

Sa ti-o dau sus people.

[Ratonu]

"Sa v-o dau sus" would be the correct form when adressing to a group of people. "Ti" is, in this case, a second person singular pronoun. So... Da-ti-o singur, agramatule! :D

[Heath Scumm]

DISCLAIMER

If You're sensitive or easily offended by use of "vulgar words" don't read this ... this is for educational purposes only! :D

http://img209.imageshack.us/img209/1659/uncyclopediall7.th.jpg (http://img209.imageshack.us/my.php?image=uncyclopediall7.jpg)

[Kruger]

OMFG! This topic is really sick! :ras-plans:

A bunch of romanians who are trying to teach some american dude how to curse in romanian.

Ce americanizare frate!?

Snotsit, you're going to grow up an make us feel proud about you. Hehe, now I can contribue and give you a couple of "made in romania" curses...

1. Dacã aº avea dinþi în cur, te-aº muºca de nas!

2. În dicþionar în dreptul cuvântului m"#e, vezi poza lu' mãta.

Alright

1.

If I'd have teeth in my ass, I'd bite your nose.

2. m*#e (blowjob)

In the dictionary, next to "blowjob", you can see your mom's picture.

Tell me witch one you like most and I'll do my best to give you the phonetics.

@ Ratonu
LooohooohooL :happy

[snotsnit]

what the hell is up with that first one? secondly, I am not just some "American Dude" I am some cool American Dude who says also a lot and supplies people with gifs of wrestling moves.

ALSO, tell me how to say F*** you in Romanian please, I want to learn that; that and Sh** because I already know that in Portuguese, French, and of course English so why not.

[Heath Scumm]

Info sent via PM! :D

[Kruger]

what the hell is up with that first one? secondly, I am not just some "American Dude" I am some cool American Dude who says also a lot and supplies people with gifs of wrestling moves.

Well... good for you. I bet you'll be much, much more of a cool American Dude after you'll become one of the few americans who're able to curse in romanian... LOL.

Btw, how do you say F*** you in french?

Oh, and... witch part you don't understand from the first one?

[Big Sexy]

how do you say F*** you in french?

tu est futu'? :D

[King of Kings]

tu est futu'? :D

Well not exactly...the right form is tu es futu :D.

[snotsnit]

What kind of insult is that first one? Also I said I know Sh** in those languages.

[Big Sexy]

let me guess: "pupu"?

[sabu]

snotsnit i am very proude of you man:cry:
but if you what to be a romanian you have to know how to beat the crap your mother sister and things like that.:sneaky:
if you really whant to be romanian go practice what i wrote above :ras-plans:
i wish you god luck in the proces of becoming a romanian :drak:

[Heath Scumm]

I don't know what you just said but I also don't care! :D

[snotsnit]

OHhhhh DIssed. This calls for my one my favorite gifs but I can't post it right now so I will post it later.

[Kruger]

:happy pupu? This is nuts... Hahaha!

@Snotsnit

Nevermind man.

I'm dumb when it comes to speaking or writing french, but this one amuses me each time I hear it: Notre pule dans votre cur

In french it means, "Our chikens in your garden", but if you take it as it is, in romanian has a totally different meaning... Something close to: Our d***s in your ass

[sabu]

Edit HitScum
(Some imature stuff going on here so I deleted them, if somebody has issues with me censoring this, please adress them to me)

i dont write english well at all mother f*%&er

[Heath Scumm]

@ Sabu

Why would you wanna do that? :mda:

Anyway, I think he got what you were trying to say! Snotsnit is pretty smart, don't patronise him ... If you wanna pick on someone pick on me, I started this topic :D ... Let's play nice here, ok?

[snotsnit]

He insulted me? Well then, Sa te ***, ohhhhh http://img305.imageshack.us/img305/2762/jerichoburnoc9yw8ub4.gif
That is the gif I was going to post earlier.

Also, Sh** is merda in portugese, and merde in french (the french one is pronounced maerd like the portugese one but without the Ah sound at the end).

[Heath Scumm]

BURN!!! :ras-plans:

[Darius]

Let's give snotsnit a test, to see how much he learned from our beautiful language.:D

[snotsnit]

Uh, no.

My bad luck continues; 1,000,000 in Washington are without power and I am one of them, so right now I am typing this from a hotel by my house. It was scary as hell.

This is not cool (well sort of).

[Ratonu]

"F*** you" in French is "Va te faire foudre". I learned a lot of crap from American, French, German, Italian, Portuguese and Romanian guys.

[snotsnit]

I never knew that (obviously).

[donnie_middel1]

I think there should be a Lets teach Donnie romanian, due to the fact that iam back on the forum after a long hiatus lol.

[snotsnit]

Uhhhh...... No.

[Heath Scumm]

I think there should be a Lets teach Donnie romanian, due to the fact that iam back on the forum after a long hiatus lol.

If you're gonna be back fulltime, I guess you 2 should learn to share this topic! :D

Anyway, welcome back donnie, wonderin' what your @ss was up 2! :rolleyes:

[snotsnit]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO11111111

Woops!

NNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Big Sexy]

I think there should be a Lets teach Donnie romanian, due to the fact that iam back on the forum after a long hiatus lol.

hih, dude i thought you died and i burried you also, how did you unburried yourself? :D

[snotsnit]

Hey Big Sexy, I didn't know you lived in Florida, I thought you lived in Romania?

[donnie_middel1]

hih, dude i thought you died and i burried you also, how did you unburried yourself? :D

Well the reason I was gone was because I got a new job working 12 hour shifts so I barely had time to get online, But Ive found time, so yes The Don is back in action lol. Thanks guys for the warm welcome back tho, oh and snotsnit , suck it up buttercup lmao.:yeah:

[snotsnit]

I love Buttercups! http://img101.imageshack.us/img101/6463/thenomercyzonetelevisiorb7.gif (Not really)

[Heath Scumm]

Hey Big Sexy, I didn't know you lived in Florida, I thought you lived in Romania?

He's in Romania alright, he just likes to make belief ... just like me pretending I'm in the Philly's Combat Zone when in fact I'm in good ol' Eastern Europe ... what can I say ... we all love to dream!

[snotsnit]

Well I actually am in america so..... http://img305.imageshack.us/img305/2762/jerichoburnoc9yw8ub4.gif

[snotsnit]

Come on! Where's the Romanian cursing! I think I deserve to learn more Romanian.

[thunder_liger]

i'd love to teach you some good old romanian curses but that would be against the rules..or not? big Sexy?

[snotsnit]

what has this whole topic been about eh? romanian synonyms for ponies and ferris wheels?

[thunder_liger]

First entry in my "Welcome to Romania urban survival guide"

Toilet writings on the wall (hope the english contruction was acceptable) are found in almoust every city .The one that i found being the most creative of all was a response to some silly messeges like : "sa ti-o trag, fraiere!", "mata-i curba!" "ba a ta! " Here goes :
Tu poet necunoscut
F*tu-ti muma-n cur sa-ti f*t
Cand mai treci pe la closet
Kkte, nu fii poet!

I' ll leave the translation to my romanian colleagues cause i'm kinda tired and recovering from a little visit at the hospital which leaved me with some painkillers, a swollen finger and nightmares regarding the next exchange of bandages :) so please understand my bad english logic ;)

ps : of all the curses i've heard in my life i foud that the most creative were the one of the portughese girls :) i big smile on their faces and a "foda-te puta" simply makes my day happier :))

[snotsnit]

tell me that one (my mom is fluent in portugese). On a side note, I might not be posting for a bit (maybe I will), I will be in Florida visiting my grandparents. I leave my house 5:30 in the morning my time and have a 7:20 flight (again my time). I will be back next saturday. I might post during the week (my grandpa has webtv) but if I don't don't be surprised.

[Big Sexy]

Tu poet necunoscut
F*tu-ti muma-n cur sa-ti f*t
Cand mai treci pe la closet
Kkte, nu fii poet!

you, unknown writer,
I'll bang your mother's posterior!
when you go to the toilet
take a dump, don't be a poet!

i romanian it has rhyme ... kind of hard to match romanian curses in any other language!

[Heath Scumm]

I'll bang your mother's posterior!

:ras-plans:

Well, you pulled quite some rhymes in English as well ... toilet/poet ... awesome!

[snotsnit]

I'll teach a yiddish word or two.
Shmendrick=like an idiot or someone very stupid. as a joke I say shaina shmendrick. shaina=pretty girl, but together it would mean pretty stupid

[r0bby]

UP!:DThis is a 5 star topic!:cry:

[RockBerg]

In short: FOR EDUCATIONAL PURPOSES ONLY !

Romanians might learn a thing or two.HitScum...shed some tears,brotha.

Romanian Swearing (LEFT) English Translation (RIGHT)
Te fut in neam Fuck your relatives
Coaie Testicles
Ti-o dau la buci Fuck your ass
Futu-ti norocul matii Fuck your mother's luck
Te fut in limba Fuck your tongue
Imi sugi chilotii Suck my underwear
Imi sugi ciorapii Suck my socks
Te mananca? Are you horny?
Manca-mi-ai pula Eat my dick
Ma lingi in pizda Lick my cunt
Baga-ti-ai sarma in nas Stick some wire in your nostril
Ma cac pe ochii tai I shit on your eyes
A face laba To jerk off
Labagiu One who masturbates
Curva Whore
Tarfa Bitch
Bagati-as pula-n git de poponar! Fuck you down the throat
Bãºinar Farthead
Nu face nici cit o bãºinã It's not worth a fart
Pupa-m-ai in cur Kiss my ass
Futu-te-n cur Fuck your ass
Ce curu' meu vrei? What the fuck do you want?
Uite la ea cum dã din cur Look at her swinging her ass
ºterge-o cã-t~i trag un ºut in cur Get lost before I kick your ass
Cãca, a se To shit
Cãcat Shit
Vorbeºti cãcat You talk shit
Ce-i cãcatu' ãsta? What's this shit?
Minca-mi-ai cãcatu' Eat my shit
Cãcãnar Shithead
Eºti un cãcãnar You are a shithead
Da la muie To suck cock (lit. to receive fellatio)
I-am dat la muie He sucked my cock
I-a dat la muie She sucked his cock
Nimeni nu dã muie ca ea No one sucks cock like her
Da limbi To lick cunt
Du-te dracului Go to hell
Fire-ai al dracului May you belong to the devil
Futui Fuck
Fute To fuck
Futu-te-n cur de idiot Fuck your ass, idiot
Futu-te-n git de parºiv Fuck your throat, you bastard
Futu-te-n gurã de parºiv Fuck your mouth, you bastard
Futu-te-n nara ta de vagabond Fuck your nostril, you bum
Futui gura! Fuck you!
Futui pizda mati Fuck your mom
Gãoazã Asshole
Bãi gãoazã Hey, you asshole!
Lindic Clit
Piºa, a se To piss
Piºa-m-aº in gura ta I piss in your mouth
S-a piºat pe el de fricã He was so scared he wet his pants
Pizda ma-tti Your mother's cunt
Pizdã Cunt
Pizda mã-ti de nemernic Fuck your mother's cunt, you bastard
Vrei pizdã? Do you want some cunt?
Miroase-a pizdã I smell a cunt
Poponar Fag, cocksucker
Ce bage limba in curu meu Put your tongue in my ass
Sa-mi lingi pizda! Lick my pussy
Fute-ma Fuck me
Curva Whore
Pizda matii Your mom's pussy
Muist Cocksucker
Baga-mi-as pula-n ma-ta May I fuck your mother
Sloboz Cum
Ce-a vrut poponaru' ãla? What did that cocksucker want?
Pupa-ma-n cur Kiss my ass
Fututii Mortii ma-tii Fuck the dead on your mother's side
Pula calului Horse dick
Iti pute-un ochi Your eye reeks
Bbasanau Ass
Cur Ass
Bombeu Ass
Rahat Shit
Sugi pula You're a cocksucker
Futu-te Dumnezeu May God fuck you
Futu-te-n cur pe mata Fuck your mom in the ass
Bordel Whorehouse
Tarfa Whore
Martalog Loser
In Pastele matii In your mom's Easter
Rratat Loser
Pierde-vara Loser
Cacanar An ass-fucker
In cur Up the ass
Tigan Gipsy
Incult Poorly educated
Prost Stupid
Pizda faina Cute pussy
Fiu de curva Son of a whore
Mata-i curva Your mom's a whore
Mi se rupe I don't give a fuck
Peste Pimp
Cacacios Shitty
Felatie Fellatio
Sugator de pula Dick sucker (male)
Sugatoare de pula Dick sucker (female)
Mancator de cacat Shit eater
Fata de cur Ass face
Sac de cacat Bag of shit
Ma pupi in cur Kiss my ass
Sugi pula! Suck dick!
Fraier Sucker
Besinoasa Farter (female)
Besinos Farter (male)
Besina Fart
Curvar Whoremonger
Cur Ass
Excitat Horny (male)
Excitata Horny (female)
Degetica Female masturbation
Laba Male masturbation
Am belit-o I'm in shit (lit. I jerked it off)
Un sugator de pula A cocksucker (male)
O sugatoare A cocksucker (female)
Sa-mi bei slobozii Drink my cum
Ma lingi in pizda Lick my cunt
Dobitoc Idiot (lit. stupid farm animal)
Cacat de caine Dog shit
Curva imputita Stinking whore
Tarfa murdara Dirty whore
Pizda proasta Dumb cunt
Catea Bitch
Spermatozoidule You sperm cell (male)
Futute-as in gura prin cur I'd fuck your mouth through your ass
Muie Blowjob
Gaoz Asshole
Gaoaza Asshole
Gaozar Queer
Capac Idiot
Imbecil Imbecile
Terminat Fucked up
Handicapat Spaz
Nenorocit Bastard
Cretin Cretin
Cioara Gypsy
Umflat Fatso
Pula Dick
Pizda Cunt
Fata de muist Stupid face (lit. Cocksucker face)
Chior Blind
Gras Fat
Pispirica Anorexic
Ghiolban Clumsy
Futu-te-n cur pe ma~ta Fuck you in the ass on your mother
Futu-tzi mortzii ma~tii Fuck your mother's dead
Futu-tzi coliva ma~tii Fuck your mother's funeral meal
Futu-tzi pashtele ma~tii Fuck your mother's Easter
Beli-mi-ai pula Pull up my foreskin
Suge-mi-ai lindicul Suck my clit
Suge-mi pula Suck my dick
Futut-te-n cur sa~ Fuck you in the ass
ma~ pupi Kiss me
Pupa~-ma~-n cur Kiss my ass
Bulangiu Homosexual
Ba~shina~ Fart
Ba~shinos Farter
Futus biserica meta Fuck your mama's church
Sa-ti bagi pula-n ma-ta May you fuck your mother
Futu-te-n nara! Fuck you in the nose!
Pisa-mas in gura ta I piss in your mouth
Usca-mi-as sosetele pe crucea ma`tii I dry my socks on your mother's cross
Esti o laba trista You are a depressed jerk off!
Taraste-ti basinile in alta parte! Drag your farts somewhere else!
Sa-mi lingi curu' ba~i pula prajita Lick my ass, you fried dick
Ma bas in nasul ma-tii I fart in your mother's nose
Borasc cacat in pizda lu ma-ta I vomit shit in your mother's cunt
Sa-mi bag pula în inima ta! Fuck your heart
Sa ma cac unde pupi tu. I shit where you kiss
Caca-mas la ma-ta-n pizda! I shit in your mother's pussy
Iti iau mortii la pula. Fuck your dead ones
Tushi-mi-ar cur'n gura ta! Let my ass cough in your mouth!
Lingea-mi-ai branza de pe rafturile pulii! Lick the cheese from my dick's shelves!
Sparcai-m-ash in ciorba lu ma-ta I will shit liquidly on your mother's soup
Shampona-mi-ai flocii cu saliva Shampoo my dick-hair with your saliva
Manca-mi-ai cacatu Eat my shit
Ma cac pe tine I do shit on you
Te fut in gura I fuck your mouth
Muie cu sloboz Blowjob with sperm
Cacatule You shit
Ma sui pe mata ca-n ciresh I climb on your mother like in a tree
Futa-te pula calului A horse's dick shall fuck you
Beamea-ai coaiele cu paiul Drink my balls with a straw
Tragemea-si pula pa mormantu' lu' mata I'll drag my dick over your mother's grave
Spala-te pe dinti cu slobozii mei Brush your teeth with my sperm
Ma cac pe ma-ta I will shit on your mother
Futut la creier Fucked in the head
Futu-ti mamarea-n bot Fuck the mouth of your grandma
Tuti Dumnezeii mati Fuck your mother's Gods
Futus Pizda Masi Mother Fucker
Sa te fut la umeri-craci To fuck you (in) shoulders-legs (position)
Linge-mi-ai slobozul din pizda Lick the cum in my cunt
Poponar jegos Dirty gay man
Sugi pula Suck dick
Baga-tias curul in muie de cal Shove your ass in horse dick.
Te futi in cur? Are you fucking in your ass?
Sugi nasu la mort Suck a dead man's nose
Ia mielu Suck my dick (lit. Take the lamb)
Sa-mi bei din pula Drink from my dick
Ma pis pe tine I piss on you
Curva Whore
Tarfa Whore
Rapandula Whore
Papacioaca Whore
Traseista Whore
Tichetista Whore
Fufa Whore
Du-te-n pizda ma-tii! Go back into your mother's cunt!
Mancati-as ochii! I'd eat your eyes (gypsy)
Manca-mi-ai! Eat my ... ! (gypsy)
Te trag în pula! I'll impale you with my dick!
'Tutz biserica ma-tii! Fuck your mother's church!
Manca-mi-ai flocii! Eat my Bush!
Sa ma tragi de floci (cu dintii)! Pull my pubic hair (with your teeth)!
Sa-mi speli flocii din cur cu limba! Lick the hair in my ass clean!
Manca-mi-ai de sub coada! Eat what comes from underneath my tail!
Ma rozi de pula! Go gnaw my dick!
Imi dai limbi in pula! Lick my dick!
Manca-m-ai de pula! Eat my dick!
Suge-mi-ai pula! Suck my dick!
Ma-ta-i curva! Your mom's a whore!
Ma-ta-i proasta! Your mom's an idiot!
Ma-ta-i de cacat! Your mom is a big shit!
Ma cac/pis in gura ta! I shit/piss in your mouth!
Te fut în gât! I fuck you in your throat/cunt
Parasuta Whore
Balcoane Boobs
Popou Ass
Buci Ass cheeks
E futabila She's good for a fuck!
E fututa-n cur She's fucked up in the ass
Ghetzu Meu! Fucking hell! (lit. my sperm!)
Sa-mi bagi mana-n cur si sa-mi faci laba la cacat Stick your hand in my ass and jerk off my shit
Ce pula mea vrei? What the fuck do you want? (lit. What in my dick do you want?)
Te fut in cur pana-ti plombez cariile I'll fuck you up the ass till I fix your dental decays
Te bat de te caci pe tine I'm going to beat you until you shit your pants
Te sparg la buci I'll fuck your ass until it cracks (lit. I'll break your ass)
M-a futut To fuck someone over (lit. he fucked me)
Sugi pula si cu curu si cu gura Suck my dick with your asshole and your mouth
Du-te dracu cu mata aia curva Go to hell with that whore you have as a mother
Futu-ti icoana pizdelor matii Fuck your mother's pussy icon
Da-mi-ai limbi in cur sa-mi ciufulesti cacatul Stick your tongue in my ass and dishevel my shit
Caca-m-as cu bucati de pula in pizda matii I shit dick pieces in your mother's pussy
Sufla-ti-as cu curul in lingura cand te arde ciorba la gura I can blow farts in your spoon when the soup is too hot for you
Spala-te pe dinti ca vin cu pula in inspectie Brush your teeth, my dick will be inspecting soon!
Futu-ti in cur albina de pe mormintul mamei matii Fuck the bee from your mother's mother's grave in the ass
Plimba-mi-ash coaiele pe coliva ma~tii din bomboana~ i^n bomboana~ I take my balls on your mother's funeral meal from one candy to the next
Usca-mi-as chilotii pe crucea lu' mata I would like to dry my underpants on your mother's tomb stone
Sa ma cac în pizda ma-tii cu bucati de pula. I shit in your mom's pussy with pieces of dick
Scuza-ma, am tot cautat si nu mi-am gasit pula. Pot arunca o privire în gura ma-tii? Excuse me, I've been searching for my dick for some time now but I can't seam to find it. Can I take a look in your mom's mouth?
Ma-ta e atât de grasa ca NASA a lansat un satelit în jurul ei. Your mom is so fat that the guys at NASA launched a satellite around her.
Ma-ta e atât de urâta, ca Guvernul Statelor Unite a mutat Halloween-ul de ziua ei de nastere. Your mom is so ugly that the government of the USA moved the Halloween on her birthday.
Daca as fi avut la momentul potrivit 1$, acum as fi fost tatal tau. If I would have had 1$ at the right time I could have been your dad.
Ma-ta e atât de grasa ca lumea face jogging în jurul ei. Your mom is so fat that people jog around her.
Ma-ta e atât de grasa ca are propriul ei cod postal. Your mom is so fat that she has her own zip code.
Sugi pula si cu curu si cu gura. Suck my dick with both your ass and mouth
Dar te mai doare in cur de pula mea? But does your ass still hurt because of my dick?
Baga-mi-as pula in albina care va suge nectarul de pe floarea mormantului ma-tii. I'd put my dick into the bee who'll suck the nectar from the flower on your mother's grave.
Te joci cu curu prin fata pulii sculate Don't show your ass in the front on my rising dick
Rupe-s-ar jugu, tragand boii pizda din mata Let the chains be broken while the bulls are ripping out your mom's pussy
Rupe-mi-s-ar pula in curul tau! I'll fuck your ass until my prick will break apart!
Nu te supara nu stii pe cineva care sa-mi sugi pula? Sorry, do you know someone to suck my dick?
Pune-te capra Position yourself doggy style (lit. put yourself she-goat style)
Bot sa fut ca machina de cusut I fuck and punch fast and hard like a sewing machine
Lua-ti-as mortii-n pula de urechi May I take your dead on my dick by their ears
Uscami-as pampersii pe crucea matii May I dry my pampers on your mother's cross (lit. I should dry my pampers on your mother's cross)
Baga-mi-as pula-n ma-ta ca te-a fatat viu Fuck your mother because she gave birth to you alive.
Sa-mi frec pula de cancerul ma-tii pana se vindeca I'll rub my dick against your mother's cancer until it heals.
Imi dai limbi în pizda si te opresti când îti spun eu! Eat my pussy and don't stop until I tell you to do so!
Bagate-as in pizda ma-tii! I'd send you back into your mother's cunt!
Ce te-as mai trimite la origini! I'd send you back to your origins (i.e. your mother's cunt)
Te bag in pizda ma-tii ca sa-ti dau muie cand fut! I'll stick you back into your mother's cunt, so you can suck my dick when I fuck!
Duce-te-ai in pizda ma-tii ca sa-i faci laba lu ala micu cand te fut in cur! Go back into your mother's cunt so that you can help your unborn brother jerk off while I fuck you in the ass!
'Tutz 'mniezcrishtii shi anafura ma-tii! Fuck your mother's God and all her holy things!
Ce mortii ma-tii vrei, ma? What the fuck do you want? (lit. What your mother's dead ones do you want)
O fute de-i sar plombele! He fucks her so hard, her dental fillings are coming off.
Te bag in mortii ma-tii! I'll send you back with your mother's dead ones!
Bagami-as pula-n mata si-n coliva ei. I fuck your mother and her funeral cake
Sa moara mata de ziua ta. May your mother die on your birthday
Mancami-ai slobozu pe paine Eat my cum on bread
Fai cu degetul lui mata intr-a noua Finger your mother when she's nine month (pregnant)
Muist de soareci Mouse-fucker
Ia-o pe curva aia de ma-ta si duceti-va sa beliti pula la urs ca va plateste tata biletul de autobuz Take that whore mother of yours and go jerk off a bear, and my father will pay the bus ticket.
Nu ma mai fute la cap! Stop bothering me! (lit. Stop fucking me in the head), more like "Fuck off!"
Sa o fut pe mata moarta Fuck your dead mother
Curvar Male whore
Ma oare la ula! Fuck off! (lit. My dick hurts)
Pastele tale Damn you! (lit. Your Easter!)

[clau_goll]

:cry: Hehe..Rockberg you are the man :cry:

[Ratonu]

Ban? :D

[Heath Scumm]

I remember that when I was a kid the only curse I knew was "Pisicii matii" (Your mother's kittens) or something like that ... now I see potential for all these youngsters to actually learn a thing or two about a thing or two.

[RockBerg]

I remember that when I was a kid the only curse I knew was "Pisicii matii" (Your mother's kittens) or something like that ... now I see potential for all these youngsters to actually learn a thing or two about a thing or two.
It takes talent to develop a perfect curse.
To us romanians cursing is part of our culture. :happy
Ban? :D
Why ? Blame r0bby for bumping this motherfucker up (now look what you made me say),if I'm interested in something I contribute 110%.
Seems I contributed 150% though.

Offtopic:
BEST french curse I know:

Sais-tu combien de temps ta mère prend pour chier? Neuf mois!

Translation:
Do you know how much time your mother needs to take a shit? Nine months!

[snotsnit]

Sufla-ti-as cu curul in lingura cand te arde ciorba la gura I can blow farts in your spoon when the soup is too hot for you

HOW IS THAT AN INSULT?!

[RockBerg]

Sufla-ti-as cu curul in lingura cand te arde ciorba la gura I can blow farts in your spoon when the soup is too hot for you

HOW IS THAT AN INSULT?!
Hey...some people don't like others farting in their spoon while they eat.

[snotsnit]

well i do....wait.

[Mike^]

I will never look at RockBerg the same again :( You sick sick little man :( You pervert! Get out of these Forums! :(

*runs away, crying*

[RockBerg]

I will never look at RockBerg the same again :( You sick sick little man :( You pervert! Get out of these Forums! :(

*runs away, crying*
The only word bothering me in that post is little.
The rest is OK.

Look on the bright side:
Now snotsnit can curse you all in the lowest,most degrading ways !

[snotsnit]

yay!!!! thanks rockberg!

[thunder_liger]

RockBerg you za man!

[r0bby]

RockBerg, you deserve a medal.:great: