Dark_Dreamer
16th July 2006, 11:39
Now, I told our friend "Big Sexy" what all happened and he wanted me to add it in here. If you plan on watching it and you do not want to know what happened please do not read any farther. The following is a event by event layout of what all went down on the last Saturday Nights Main Event that took place on Saturday, July 15th 2006:
It started off with the return of Hulk Hogan to SNME. He brought his daughter Brooke (my God she is awesome! Hot Hot Hot!!!) to the ring to let everyone know her new CD goes on sell soon. Randy Ortan comes to the ring and hands Brooke a red rose and tells Hogan how much he respects him and wants to wrestle him at Summer Slam. Hogan says ok and they shake hands. Randy walks off smiling at Brooke.
Then there was a 6 man tag match. King Booker T, Mark Henry, and Finley against Batista, Ray Mysterio, and Bobby Lashley. The only thing kinda interesting was when a Lepricon a midget in a green suit lol) came from under the ring to help Finley beat on Mysterio. Batista Power Bombed Booker T and pinned him to end the match.
There was a funny skit where Vince was talking to the Spirit Squad and DX cut the sound of and was talking for them. They had Vince telling the SS that after the match he wants them to come back to him room and tie him up, take all his clothes off, then spank his butt until it was red. That was funny.
Johnny Nitro and his girl Melina fought Carlito and Trish Stratus. Nothing major happened. Carlito licked Trish's hand before she slapped Melina. That was the most action the match had! Carlito hit Nitro with the back cracker and got the pin.
Then the DX v/s Spirit Squad match was up. It was as one sided as you can get......LOL. It was an elimination match and there were 2 cages outside the ring. When a member of each side got eliminated they had to get locked up in a cage. HBK got a super kick on one of the SS early in the match and pinned him. Within seconds after that HHH Gave another member of SS a spine buster and pinned him. After that Kenny from SS gave up and went walking towards the back. HBK ran him down and was beating on him at the top of the ramp when Vince can running out and hit HBK with a chair. That was the only thing that happened against DX. It didnt keep DX down for very long though. When it went back to the ring the SS lost their other 3 members one by one. The match was over and Vince was pissed, lol. He beat up the ref and took the key to the cage that had the SS in it. He unlocked it and to told SS to go get DX. When Vince turned around HBK landed one last super kick on him and knocked him into the cage with SS. HHH locked the cage back with Vince and his cheer leaders inside. DX climbed up on top of the cage to kinda danced around to thier music. BREAK IT DOWN!!!
The giant guy called The Great Kalie (the man from Smackdown who hsa been the only person to evern pin the Undertaker by putting only 1 foot on his chest) was out in the ring with his manager. His manager was bragging about Kalie beating Undertaker and how he was the biggest giant in wrestling. Then The Big Show came out, with Paul Haymen, to let Kalie know that he was bigger then Kalie was but wished him luck with the Undertaker and the upcoming PPV "Great American Bash". He told Kalie that he has fought Taker many times but has never seen anyone manhandle Taker like Kalie did. Then the Undertaker's music started and he came walking out to face both Kalie and Big Show. Big Show backed down and Taker beat Kalie out of the ring. Then he got into it with Show and was doing a good job with him. Kalie came back when Taker had Show by the throat. Then taker grabbed Kalie with his other hand. It ended with both the Big Show and Kalie grabbing Taker and both of them choke slamming him. That really sucked!!! lol.
After that Big Show was asked why he helped Kalie. Big Show said that he will prove that he is the only "Giant" in wrestling very soon. He also challaged The Undertaker to come to ECW this Tuesday for fight for the ECW title. The match will take place, but at a later time then normal. ECW will not air until 11:00 pm for some reason.
There was an ECW Extreme match between Sabo and Stevie Richards. It lasted about 3 minutes. Once again......it was all Sabo beating on Richards and Richards taking it. Sabo landed a few moves off the ropes and then brough a table into the ring. Sabo flew off the top rope and landed an elbow drop with a chair and sent Richards through the table and pinned him. Sabo then chased the ref out of the ring with some kinda of needle he pulled from his boot.
Then backstage Randy Ortan was talking to Brooke Hogan again and Hogan came and broke it up. Hogan told Randy that he will see him at Summer Slam and made Brooke get in the car. As Hogan was walking around the car Randy hit him with his finishing move and made Hogan hit the trunk of the car and then left him laying on the ground behind it. Brooke got out screaming "Daddy, daddy....what happened to daddy!" LOL. Randy just walked off smiling. LOL! It was kinda funny too. Once again.....Brooke was still looking good. I kinda wish I could be her daddy, LOL.
All the Divas were in a bull riding contest. It ended with Michelle McCook from Smackdown beating Victoria from Raw in the finals. Big Sexy's girl Mickey James was looking pretty damn good!!! Skin tight jeans with a tight little ripped up tee shirt. I though you would want to know that. Ha ha.
It ended with the Edge vs. Cena match. It was pretty good. It went back an forth with each guy beating up the other. Then Cena got Edge up and landed the FU. When the ref went to give the 3 count, Lita (My God she is perfect in every way!!) pulled the ref out of the ring. Cena got up and was yelling at Lita. Edge got back up and tried to spear Cena. Cena moved and Edge ran into the turn buckle. Then Cena got him in the STFU. The ref tried to climb back into the ring and once again my girl Lita (MARRY ME PLEASE!!) pulled him back to the floor. The ref told her to go back the the dressing rooms and Lita slapped the taste out of his mouth. By now Edge is tapping out. The ref slides back in the ring looks at Edge and Cena and calls for the bell. Cena gets up and his music starts to play. He is throwing his hands up in the air because he just made Edge tap out. The geat part was that Cena won, but by disqualification because Lita slapped the ref. Edge keeps the title! HA frigging HA!! Cena is talking to the ref as Edge rolls out of the ring to get his belt and to put his arm around my future wife (damn him!!!).
After the match Cena jumped over the top rope and landed on Edge who was on the floor. He beats him up pretty good. At the end of that Cena picks up Edge, climbs the steps that go up to the ring, and puts Edge through the announcers table with one final FU.
It really wasnt all that good but you may want to check out the final match. It was desent. I would like to add that I hope all the Cena fans out there cries their little eyes out until they fall alseep knowing Cena is still a loser! I hope this was good enough for all of you. You guys seem like some true wrestling fans.
It started off with the return of Hulk Hogan to SNME. He brought his daughter Brooke (my God she is awesome! Hot Hot Hot!!!) to the ring to let everyone know her new CD goes on sell soon. Randy Ortan comes to the ring and hands Brooke a red rose and tells Hogan how much he respects him and wants to wrestle him at Summer Slam. Hogan says ok and they shake hands. Randy walks off smiling at Brooke.
Then there was a 6 man tag match. King Booker T, Mark Henry, and Finley against Batista, Ray Mysterio, and Bobby Lashley. The only thing kinda interesting was when a Lepricon a midget in a green suit lol) came from under the ring to help Finley beat on Mysterio. Batista Power Bombed Booker T and pinned him to end the match.
There was a funny skit where Vince was talking to the Spirit Squad and DX cut the sound of and was talking for them. They had Vince telling the SS that after the match he wants them to come back to him room and tie him up, take all his clothes off, then spank his butt until it was red. That was funny.
Johnny Nitro and his girl Melina fought Carlito and Trish Stratus. Nothing major happened. Carlito licked Trish's hand before she slapped Melina. That was the most action the match had! Carlito hit Nitro with the back cracker and got the pin.
Then the DX v/s Spirit Squad match was up. It was as one sided as you can get......LOL. It was an elimination match and there were 2 cages outside the ring. When a member of each side got eliminated they had to get locked up in a cage. HBK got a super kick on one of the SS early in the match and pinned him. Within seconds after that HHH Gave another member of SS a spine buster and pinned him. After that Kenny from SS gave up and went walking towards the back. HBK ran him down and was beating on him at the top of the ramp when Vince can running out and hit HBK with a chair. That was the only thing that happened against DX. It didnt keep DX down for very long though. When it went back to the ring the SS lost their other 3 members one by one. The match was over and Vince was pissed, lol. He beat up the ref and took the key to the cage that had the SS in it. He unlocked it and to told SS to go get DX. When Vince turned around HBK landed one last super kick on him and knocked him into the cage with SS. HHH locked the cage back with Vince and his cheer leaders inside. DX climbed up on top of the cage to kinda danced around to thier music. BREAK IT DOWN!!!
The giant guy called The Great Kalie (the man from Smackdown who hsa been the only person to evern pin the Undertaker by putting only 1 foot on his chest) was out in the ring with his manager. His manager was bragging about Kalie beating Undertaker and how he was the biggest giant in wrestling. Then The Big Show came out, with Paul Haymen, to let Kalie know that he was bigger then Kalie was but wished him luck with the Undertaker and the upcoming PPV "Great American Bash". He told Kalie that he has fought Taker many times but has never seen anyone manhandle Taker like Kalie did. Then the Undertaker's music started and he came walking out to face both Kalie and Big Show. Big Show backed down and Taker beat Kalie out of the ring. Then he got into it with Show and was doing a good job with him. Kalie came back when Taker had Show by the throat. Then taker grabbed Kalie with his other hand. It ended with both the Big Show and Kalie grabbing Taker and both of them choke slamming him. That really sucked!!! lol.
After that Big Show was asked why he helped Kalie. Big Show said that he will prove that he is the only "Giant" in wrestling very soon. He also challaged The Undertaker to come to ECW this Tuesday for fight for the ECW title. The match will take place, but at a later time then normal. ECW will not air until 11:00 pm for some reason.
There was an ECW Extreme match between Sabo and Stevie Richards. It lasted about 3 minutes. Once again......it was all Sabo beating on Richards and Richards taking it. Sabo landed a few moves off the ropes and then brough a table into the ring. Sabo flew off the top rope and landed an elbow drop with a chair and sent Richards through the table and pinned him. Sabo then chased the ref out of the ring with some kinda of needle he pulled from his boot.
Then backstage Randy Ortan was talking to Brooke Hogan again and Hogan came and broke it up. Hogan told Randy that he will see him at Summer Slam and made Brooke get in the car. As Hogan was walking around the car Randy hit him with his finishing move and made Hogan hit the trunk of the car and then left him laying on the ground behind it. Brooke got out screaming "Daddy, daddy....what happened to daddy!" LOL. Randy just walked off smiling. LOL! It was kinda funny too. Once again.....Brooke was still looking good. I kinda wish I could be her daddy, LOL.
All the Divas were in a bull riding contest. It ended with Michelle McCook from Smackdown beating Victoria from Raw in the finals. Big Sexy's girl Mickey James was looking pretty damn good!!! Skin tight jeans with a tight little ripped up tee shirt. I though you would want to know that. Ha ha.
It ended with the Edge vs. Cena match. It was pretty good. It went back an forth with each guy beating up the other. Then Cena got Edge up and landed the FU. When the ref went to give the 3 count, Lita (My God she is perfect in every way!!) pulled the ref out of the ring. Cena got up and was yelling at Lita. Edge got back up and tried to spear Cena. Cena moved and Edge ran into the turn buckle. Then Cena got him in the STFU. The ref tried to climb back into the ring and once again my girl Lita (MARRY ME PLEASE!!) pulled him back to the floor. The ref told her to go back the the dressing rooms and Lita slapped the taste out of his mouth. By now Edge is tapping out. The ref slides back in the ring looks at Edge and Cena and calls for the bell. Cena gets up and his music starts to play. He is throwing his hands up in the air because he just made Edge tap out. The geat part was that Cena won, but by disqualification because Lita slapped the ref. Edge keeps the title! HA frigging HA!! Cena is talking to the ref as Edge rolls out of the ring to get his belt and to put his arm around my future wife (damn him!!!).
After the match Cena jumped over the top rope and landed on Edge who was on the floor. He beats him up pretty good. At the end of that Cena picks up Edge, climbs the steps that go up to the ring, and puts Edge through the announcers table with one final FU.
It really wasnt all that good but you may want to check out the final match. It was desent. I would like to add that I hope all the Cena fans out there cries their little eyes out until they fall alseep knowing Cena is still a loser! I hope this was good enough for all of you. You guys seem like some true wrestling fans.