WRM Uprising: Reaper (WRM champion) vs Crusher vs Alex Vita

[h1mZ]

Test: Ladies, gentlemen and BigMouth, the moment we were all waiting for has arrived!
BigMouth: The main event!
Test: Reaper will defend his WRM title against Crusher and some guy named Alex Vita.
BigMouth: I'm sure you know that name very well... you know what this guy can do in a weapon surrounded ring... I'm sure he can do better in a barbed wire ropes match...
Test: Yes but Crusher has an advantage, he fought both his opponents before and he beat both his opponents before...
BigMouth: If those mistakes were wins, yes, you can say Crusher has an advantage but Reaper is the champ...
Test: Cut the crap, someone's coming...

The song AC/DC - TNT starts playing loud in the speakers as Crusher walks towards the ring.

Announcer: From Bucharest, Romania, representing TNT: Crusher.

Test: What the f... what TNT... Crusher?... Where's Damage?
BigMouth: It looks like they have a name... The same name Crusher used to sign the contract for this match.
Test: Ooooh I get it, they are some kind of a stable or something like that...
BigMouth: Yes.
Test: But if they are a stable, where are Damage and Issue?
BigMouth: I have no idea.

Crusher enters the ring whit his microphone.

"Let the ass kicking BEGIN"

[vitamin]

Crusher begins a carefully performed speech, trashing his opponents and praising himself, when Pantera's "Cowboys From Hell" begins blasting and Alex Vita walks down the ramp, not caring what he's inturrupting. He as well is carrying a microphone.

Vita: Blah blah I'm Crusher let this begin let that end let this thing over here begin as well AHHHH! :headbang: Do you ever listen to yourself? Honestly, it's a heaping handful of cliche's, you talk for 20 minutes and yet you say nothing. You're like the Triple H of WRM, all chat and no splat.

Vita is slowly advancing down the ramp to the ring.

Vita: Look at these fan brought weapons, I'm proud of you fans, give yourselves a hand for all this messed up, morbid s**t you came up with.

The crowd begins cheering, applauding itself for being so sadistic.

Vita: Ooh, look at this one, whats this, a bunch of bananas wrapped in barbed wire? These look delicious.... lets see.

Vita pulls one of the bananas out of the coil of barbed wire, peels it and takes a big bite. He then swallows hard, blinks several times and legitimately looks sick, wishing he didn't do that. He pauses before speaking again.

Vita: Well, THAT was absolutely disgusting. I think those were sitting in somebodys car for about a month, they'll be sitting in my stomach for about 5 minutes before I puke all over the place.

The crowd laughs as Vita continues towards the ring.

Vita: Now Crusher, did we come here to talk? I can't think of anything one of us could say to the other that would make us friends, or would stop this match from happening, or anything else. Look at the barbed wire ropes around you, look at the weapons littering the outside. Drop that mic, because I'm dropping mine, the time to talk has been over for a long time. Show me what you got in the ring under my rules, soup can!

Vita throws his microphone on the ground and charges into the ring, tearing his back across one of the barbed wire strands making up the ring ropes and lunging at Crusher.

BigMouth: Well apparantly the match is started, I heard no bell, but I see two top bill superstars beating the hell out of each other in the ring, that's enough for me!

Test: Here we go, the backyarding trash talking smug faced punk is going to get whats coming to him! Let me remind you and the fans Biggie, no matter how brutally beaten and torn to shreds Alex Vita gets, he ASKED for this! This is his match, and boy was it a mistake!

BigMouth: We'll see partner, I see barbed wire ropes, piles upon piles of weapons fans made themselves and brought to the show, and two pissed off wrestlers! The champion isn't even here yet and they're beating the hell out of each other, probably not the smartest game plan but I don't think they care.... let this bloodbath begin!

[Reaper]

Test: "Where's Reaper? He's missing out on all the action."
BigMouth: "The green smoke is flooding the arena, but there's no music. Anyway I'm sure he'll be out soon."
Test: "He'll either be out or he'll be on, on the monitors that is. What's he up to now?"
Reaper: "Aw!... Look at you precious little kittens scratching in the ring. That's so cute it almost makes the pizza I ate this morning want to come back out."
BigMouth: "The two wrestlers in the ring have stopped brawling for a couple of seconds and listen to what Reaper has to say..."
Test: "...or brag about, if I know him well enough."
Reaper: "That's right. Just look at me and see what a great champion I am..."
BigMouth: "...you were right; he's bragging..."
Reaper: "You want this golden belt, don't you? Well, let's see if you deserve it. Oh, one more thing: this video was taken ten minutes ago!"
Test: "OMG!! Reaper just leaped out of the crowd; he holds a kendo stick."
BigMouth: "Crusher and Vita have their backs turned; they didn't see him. OHhHhH!!! Reaper smacks Vita in the head with the stick..."
Test: "...and another strike for Crusher; they're both down!"
Reaper: "You don't deserve sh*t!!"
BigMouth: "Oh, it's on now!"

[vitamin]

BigMouth: Look at Vita, dragging himself back up to his feet! Whats he pointing at... I think he's telling Reaper to hit him again!

Reaper looks at Vita in a confused way, then proceeds to slam the kendo stick off his forehead again. Vita takes the shot like a champ, demands another, and the sequence repeats 3 or 4 more times. Then, as Reaper winds up for another shot, Vita kicks him right in the nuts, grabs the kendo stick and smokes him with it. Vita stumbles backwards from all the shots he took, and Reaper falls over right on top of Crusher.

BigMouth: That's one way to knock down the champ I guess, oh look at this! Reaper fell right on Crusher, Vita better wake up because theres a pinfall going on! One... TWO... :shocked:

Vita in the nick of time dives forward and breaks up the count, sending all three rolling into a heap leaning up against the barbed wire ropes. Vita grabs a couple of the barbed wire strands and just begins pulling them up and down, dragging them across all three wrestlers. The crowd in appreciation begins chanting "you sick f**k".

BigMouth: This kid is just nuts, it doesn't matter if it's his body or somebody elses, he just lives for the carnage!

Test: You're right, this guy is a danger to all WRM wrestlers, we got to get him out of here!

Vita gets up from the pile near the ropes first and screams at the crowd for somebody to throw him a weapon. A fan heaves a Sega Dreamcast gaming console at him, which Vita ducks out of the way of before it almost hits him. He then picks it up and bonks Reaper right over the head with it, sending shattered plastic and broken electronics pieces everywhere.

BigMouth: Well look at that, it's been discontinued for about five years but Sega Dreamcast finally is a smash hit! :D

Test: (rolling his eyes) What a dumb joke Biggie, I expected more of you than that.. :sleep:

BigMouth: Well my humor isn't the star of the show here, it's those three in the ring, and if this is how the match starts, I can't even imagine how brutal it will be by the time it ends!

[h1mZ]

Vita takes Crusher from the floor and sends him running, chest first in a turnbuckle, scratching his arms in the barbed wire.

BigMouth: It looks like Vita is unstoppable.
Test: Yeah, i guess he feels comfortable surrounded by all that barbed wire... it reminds him of home.
BigMouth: I'm sure he hasn't got barbed wire in his house.
Test: Who said anything about any house... I was talking about jail...

Vita smashes his forearm in the back of Crusher's head and sends him flat on the floor.

Test: That guy has a steel forearm!
BigMouth: Crusher is motionless.

Vita turns around and BANG, he's smacked in the face by Reaper's fist. Alex spits some blood than spears Reaper and starts bashing him in the head, while Crusher gets up and manages to roll out of the ring.

BigMouth: Not a very smart move by Crusher, Vita is trying a pin. 1...2... kickout by Reaper!
Test: Not a very smart colleague they gave me...
BigMouth: At least smarter than you.

Vita grabs hold of Reaper's head but Reaper punches him in the guts. Reaper Irish Whips Vita in the turnbuckle. Reaper charges towards the turnbuckle but is stopped by a chair thrown by Crusher.

Test: Crusher has a barbed wire baseball bat!
BigMouth: That will sure inflict some damage!

Crusher slides in the ring and hits Vita in the chest with the bat.

Test: Way to go!
BigMouth: Test, I think commentators should be impartial...
Test: Tell that to your wife...
BigMouth: What???!?!
Test: Ok, I admit it was not a thing to say on live TV...

[vitamin]

BigMouth: Alex Vita is certainly reeling, he is tough, he can take a weapon shot with the best of them, maybe better than anyone, but he is on the ground and the damage has clearly added up!

Test: Good, I've wanted this guy gone since that first epic battle he had in WRM with Heath Scumm, maybe this is finally it!.... Aw crap... and as soon as I say something that idiot is getting back to his feet.. :no:

As Vita stands up Crusher takes another overhand swing with the barbed wire bat at him, which Vita drives his knee upward and deflects right back into Crushers face. Crusher falls backwards, while the barbed wire on the bat gets snagged in Vita's sweatpants and he hops around trying to get it off.

BigMouth: Test, I know you hate him, you always have, but give it up to the kid, if I can steal a line from another wrestling commentator, he's as tough as a two dollar steak!

Test: I guess.... it doesn't take much talent to be too stupid to know when to stay down though.

Reaper then gets himself back into the match, driving a frightening kick into Vita's stomach on the ground then jumping on Crusher, pummeling him with punches. Vita rolls out of the ring, clearly in agony, and looks at the weapons the crowd brought that are all along the crowd barrier. He finds a Super Soaker filled with extra spicy Tabasco sauce and gets in the ring, spraying it all over the other two wrestlers and watching them dance around in pain.

BigMouth: OH MAN, THAT IS MESSED UP! :( Well if Reaper and Crusher didn't know where they were bleeding, they know now, because that has got to burn like hell in those cuts! And Vita empties out the Super Soaker and just throws it at them, he just nailed Crusher off the side of the head!

Test: This is crazy Biggie, we know what Alex Vita is willing to do, we've seen him and Crusher tear each other to shreds before, and now Reaper is feeling it too! Reaper just rolled outside the ring to grab another one of those weapons the fans created, what the hell is this?

BigMouth: Oh God... that is one terrifying looking item... Reaper has been somewhat in the shadows so far in this match, but if he hits somebody with that... my goodness!

[Reaper]

Test: "Terrifying?! It looks like a plain ol' bag to me..."
BigMouth: "Well that's what makes it scary. Who knows what those crazy fans have placed in there?"
Test: "Reaper now opening the bag... and his skin turns yellow... Now what? He's looking under the ring ... and pulls out a table."
BigMouth: "What the hell is in that bag??"
Test: "Patience; I have a feeling we'll find out soon; he's seting up the table; he's picking up the bag again... Ohhhhw!!!"
BigMouth: "In the ring Vita just threw Crusher into the barbed wire ropes... Nasty!!"
Test: "Now he's stuck and he's hurting himself more by struggling like that; someone needs to cut those ropes; there's no way he's going to get out of that."
BigMouth: "This looks like the most painful Irish Whip I have ever seen."
Test: "Wait!! Reaper drops the content of that bag on the table..."
BigMouth: "It's thumbtacks!!..."
Test: "...and glass!!..."
BigMouth, Test: "...and SALT!!!"
BigMouth: "That is sickening!"
Test: "Vita now picking up a baseball bat and sliding to the outside and... what just happened?"
BigMouth: "Alex got hit in the head with a chair! I'm not sure, but I think a fan just attacked a wrestler right now. Is that legal?"
Test: "Owww!!... another one! The fans are just throwing chairs at Vita right now. He's down on the floor, but they wont stop."
BigMouth: "If that's not getting behind the champion, I don't know what is."
Test: "Reaper searches for Vita's body under the pile of chairs."
BigMouth: "The challenger is not moving too much right now."
Test: "Carl is climbing the table and pulls his opponent."
BigMouth: "That table doesn't look all that sturdy to me. He has him up in the fireman's carry."
Test: "When I was a kid I wanted to become a fireman..."
BigMouth: "...I wanted to become a ballerina."
Test: :shocked:
BigMouth: "..."
Test: "..."
BigMouth: "Did I just say that out loud?!"
Test: "Owww!! Owww!! OOWWW!!! Nasty!!... Reaper hits Vita with the DVD!!"
BigMouth: "...head smashing, thumbtacks flying, the salt ... OMG!! the salt!!!"
Test: "Someone needs to put an end to this right now!"

[h1mZ]

Reaper and Alex Vita are laying on the floor while Crusher is struggling to get out of the barbed wire.

BigMouth: Look at those cuts... that must hurt as hell!
Test: Sadly I think the match is over for Crusher...
BigMouth: The more he tryes to get out the more hurt he gets.

While the referee checks on Vita's condition Issue jumps in from the crowd and cuts a piece out of the barbed wire that was trapping Crusher. Crusher gets one hand free and manages to untangle the barbed wire around him.

Issue(yelling in Crusher's ear): You must do this on your own.

Issue jumps back in the crowd

Test: Guess I was wrong! Crusher now has the upper hand in this match...
BigMouth: I don't think so... I mean look at his bruised body. He is bleeding from every inch of his body.

Crusher gets on his feet and quickly jumps over the ropes with the sloppiest suicide dive ever done, on top of Vita

Test: AUCH!
BigMouth: Crusher didn't know that the place was covered with salt.

Crusher instantly clashes his teeth from the pain that was invading his body.

Test: Again, Crusher is against all odds.
BigMouth: This is a twisted up match... All three contestants are hurt, cut, bumped and bruised... who knows who will have the necessary power to finish this match off.

Alex Vita starts to get up... he takes a steel pipe from a fan and starts choking Reaper with it.

BigMouth: It's over! There's no way that Reaper could escape a hold like this... he is soon to pass or tap out.
Test: Reaper raises his hand....
BigMouth: And it's over...
Test: NO! Crusher grabbed Reaper's hand and shoved Vita from on top of Reaper.

Crusher raises his hand to get a weapon from the audience.

Test: What the? Who would bring THAT to a wrestling ring!? That's simply stupid.
BigMouth: The only people that could use a thing like that are from your family, Test.
Test: That wasn't a good joke but still... a pink dildo with thumbtacks glued to it ?

Crusher trows away the stupid item and falls again from exhaustion.

[vitamin]

BigMouth: Well this is a common theme every time we see Alex Vita Test, he really pushes everyone in the match to the limit, and you see a lot of people collapsing on the ground! Here we are again, it's a three way race to their feet, all three are slowly, painfully getting up!

Reaper gets up first leaning on the crowd barrier, Vita kicks him across both shins and causes Reaper to fall back to his knees, banging his chin off the top of the crowd barrier. Vita then climbs up on top of the barrier and tries a flying double knee drop onto Crusher, who winds up off the ground and kicks Vita right in one of his kneecaps. The move connects, but Vita takes some damage as well, swearing audibly.

Test: I don't like the looks of this one bit.... are we about to see another wrestler get buried in chairs?

BigMouth: It looks like it, Vita is grabbing every chair that fans in the front row still have and is throwing them on top of Reaper, what goes around comes around! What the hell is this now...

Vita climbs up on the outside of the ring apron and raises his arms, begging the audience to cheer him on. They explode in approval, half the crowd doesn't have chairs at this point anyway so they all stand and watch.

BigMouth: Reaper, Crusher both down on the outside, Reaper right near the crowd barrier, buried in chairs... what is Vita going to do here.... JESUS CHRIST! :shocked:

Vita comes flying off the outside of the ring at Reaper with a forward flip that looks somewhat like a Senton Bomb, partially connecting with Reaper but f**king himself up hitting the side of the barrier as well. The crowd screams "holy s**t" to the point the announcers can barely hear themselves.

BigMouth: My God this kid is going to kill himself someday, Reaper is just destroyed on the ground, Vita really slammed himself off that barrier, and now look at the only one standing, Crusher!

Test: Crusher looks like he doesn't know where he is, and he's looking over at the other two wrestlers wondering what the hell happened! He can't win by countout, it's time for him to pick one of those carcass' off the ground and carry it in the ring to pin it.... this is just jaw dropping stuff!

[Reaper]

BigMouth: "I wish some medics would come out here to check if the wrestlers can continue this match."
Test: "What the ...? Doctors are really coming down the ramp. How did you do that?"
BigMouth: "I just, just ... hmmm... I wish I had a million dollars."
...
Test: "Stop holding your arm like that. You look stupid. You think that money will appear in your hand if you say so?"
BigMouth: "Well..."
Test: "The medics are attending to the wrestlers; they really have to dig to find Reaper's body under all those chairs."
BigMouth: "Here comes the verdict... What?! All three of them can continue the match?! What kind of sadistic doctors did we hire?"
Test: "Crusher and Vita are crawling back into the ring. On the outside Reaper is not even moving."
BigMouth: "Fans are encouraging the champion to get up. The pace has really slowed down. The three wrestlers are taking a breather. I think they need it..."
Test: "...and they deserve it. We've seen tonight some really nasty stuff. Trust me! I've witnessed hardcore in my life, but this is just beyond everything."

[Heath Scumm]

Ok! So this ends as a draw. Please, one of the participants end this as a No Contest and state that Reaper still remains WRM Champion.

[Heath Scumm]

Heath Scumm runs inside the ring grabbing the WRM Title in the process ... The crowd unexpectedly cheers for Scumm after more than 3 years of constant boo-ing.

BigMouth : "I guess Scumm being against W365 in this feud really set him up as one of the good guys!"
Test : "Never thought I'd see the day!"

Heath Scumm (with a microphone in his hand and the WRM belt in the other) : "Fuck this! Fuck this! Doctors clearing the wrestlers since they're nearly dead? What th fuck is this?

I know this is not a popular decision but I'm gonna have to end this right now! We don't want people killed in this ring although I bet you sick fuck *pointing towards Vita* would really enjoy it!"

Doctors help Reaper get in the ring and the champ can barely stand, being sustained by 2 members of the medical staff.

Heath Scumm : "This has been a hack of a brawl. I remember that 3 years ago I was fighting hard with "The Real Deal" Decron who wanted to abolish all hardcore from WRM, yet nowadays you motherfuckers are just killing eachother in the squared circle like there's no tommorow.

Though this is hard, I have to stop this. Look at the champ, he's nearly dead and next month he'll have to defend his title once again, hopefully not against one of you sick motherfuckers!

So this is it! The match ends in a no contest."

Heath Scumm hands the title to Reaper wrapped in what seems to be a OWO T-Shirt. Suddenly Vita swings a lighttube towards Heath Scumm's head but the comissioner ducks it and gets out of the ring just in time. Vita is clearly unhappy with the decision since he had the ultraviolent "home court advantage".

Heath Scumm : "What in the world do you think you're doing? You are a very disturbed man, Vita! You want ultraviolence, you want Hardcore? Just wait till Red November, our Hardcore filled Pay Per View. If you ain't the chicken shit I think you are, you're gonna enter the Main Event of our Hardcore Reunion and you'll leave the Arena DEAD! And that's a sure thing, you sick bastard!

Also, if you got any balls, come by my lighttube free office later on and you'll be signed for WRM Retaliation next month against an opponent you surely won't defeat.

You think you're Hardcore? You're nothing more than a over-glorified backyarder in my oppinion! *gives Vita the middle finger* Fuck you bitch!"