WRM King of The Ring (Round 1) : Alex Vita (WRM Champion) vs. The Mistical Guitarist

[DejaVu]

*The camera points at Big Mouth*

Big Mouth: Hi everybody!We're live in the WRM Arena and we're waiting for the most entertaining match of the night.
Test: Yeah, Big Mouth!The championship is on the line and the two contestants are the most capable of the roster.
Big Mouth: The champion is going to have a lot af trouble tonight, Test!
Test: I don't think so!He's the most violent of them all!
Big Mouth: But Mike is the most promising of them all.
Test: Let's just forget for the first time about who is better and admire the match that awaits us.I'm so excited about it that i forgot to take my dog for a walk in the park!
Big Mouth: You bad owner of a dog!
Test: Hey!To watch the most important match in wrestling is a blessing for everybody!
Big Mouth: It think you're right...wait a minute!!Someting is going on in the parking lot!
Test: What the ...?


*A camera man is filming the parking*

Suddenly something BIG is coming.

Big Mouth*surprised*: What's that??
Test: I don't actually know...
A spectator: A monster truck!
Big Mouth and Test: A monster truck??!!

*The image is not so blury anymore and the monster truck is visible*

Test: Damn!It is a monster truck!Who can this be?
Big Mouth: I am thinking abaout somebody, and i hope that he is.
Test: Who?
Big Mouth: We'll see in a minute!
Test: I want you to tell me now!
Big Mouth: I said later!
Test: You son of a ...

The monster truck enters in the yard and almost runs over the cameraman.It is going to the entrance of the building and destroys some cars.

Test: Hey!That's my car!Stop it!
Big Mouth: I think that you have to buy another one pretty soon.
Test*almost crying*: Oooohh no!My lovely car...
Big Mouth: Wrestling needs sacrifices.
Test: But not that much!

"One of a kind" starts playing and explosions burst over the courtyard and the parking lot.

Test: I should've guessed!
Big Mouth: All right!It's him!
Test: Mike "The Mistical Guitarist" Matthews!

The crowd starts yelling Mike's name in the Arena.

Big Mouth: Look at this!Everybody loves him!
Test: If i was such a famous rocker everybody would have loved me too.
Big Mouth: Look at the parking lot!Also his band is here!
Test: His band?I thought that they were not singing together anymore.
Big Mouth: Surprises surprises!

The Monster truck's door opens and Mike Matthews gets off it and reveals a beautiful colored guitar.The he goes to his band and starts singing with the members.

Big Mouth: He looks very motivated!
Test: Yeah!He really wants to win!
Big Mouth: I am sure he'll win, but his oponent is too strong!

Mike finishes playing and heads into the Arena and gets a standing ovation!Everybody aplauses!

Big Mouth: Wow!I can see that he is in great shape.
Test: We'll see abaut this.

Mike is in the ring and asks for a microfon.He receives it.

Mike: Thanks everybody for this fantastic atmosphere.I will strive to make a fantastic match this evening and i hope i will beat Alex Vita!I will give everything!So...ARE YOU READY FOR SOME ROCK'N'ROLL ?

Test: Bring it on baby!

[vitamin]

The crowd quiets down and the lights dim, a minute or two of dead silence passes. Then, appearing on the stage is Alex Vita with the WRM championship around his waist, carrying a very cheap looking plastic guitar that is clearly a young child's toy and not a legitimate instrument. As he stands and acknowledges the fans cheering for him he cracks open a large can of beer and guzzles it almost instantly. He then motions for the crowd to quiet down.

BigMouth: Hah, look at this! We have another musical talent involved in the match!

Test: Yeah, right! :( He's using his PlaySchool guitar to mock his opponent, gee, what a brilliant idea right before a match! How did this drunk moron ever become champion?

Vita drops to one knee, raises the guitar above his head with both hands, and quickly plays the childrens song "Mary Had A Little Lamb" on the toy guitar, bowing his head at the end like he just played the greatest metal ballad in the history of music. The crowd, laughing hysterically, explodes in approval and begins chanting "platinum album".

BigMouth: Hah! You got to admit Test, that was pretty funny! It might not be the best idea to mock your opponent minutes before the match, but the crowd loves his sense of humor, and quite frankly so do I!

Test: Yeah, he's got jokes, he can beat anyone in his crappy backyard trash wrestling, but can he get it done in a legitimate match? No, and we're about to see that!

BigMouth: It all makes sense now, I was talking to Vita last night, all he asked about his first opponent was what his gimmick was! He didn't ask any questions about his moves, tendancies in the ring or anything about his wrestling, he just wanted some information he could turn into a joke!

Test: Jokes only go so far partner, this isn't a standup comedy contest, it's a wrestling tournament! Get in the ring Vita, you got lucky with Heath Scumm and Lethal, I still don't think you're anything!

As the crowd quiets down after Vita's joke, he looks his opponent in the eye and slams the toy guitar off the stage, shattering it in a million pieces. The ring announcer can see it's time for buisness, and begins announcing the champion.

Ring Announcer: Making his way to the ring, the King of the whole damn thing, Aleexxxxxxx V- the announcer looks up to see Vita sprinting down the ramp towards the ring, drops the microphone and gets out of the way.

BigMouth: No entrance video, no entrance music, no chatting with the crowd, Alex Vita has come in here with nothing but a toy guitar, a championship belt around his waist, and an undefeated record in WRM! Will it continue, or is tonight the night somebody defeats Alex Vita? Ladies and gentlemen, here we go!

[DejaVu]

Test: Look at this!The guys are looking into each other's eyes.They really are into winning the match.I hope it turns into a wrestling match that we will never forget.
Big Mouth: They are both very motivated.Everybody can feel the tense atmosphere that is in the ArenA.
Test: Let's get it started already you stupid referee!Ring the damned bell...

The bell rings,but Vita and Mike are still looking into each other's eyes.

Test: What the heck are they doing?It's a wrestling match, boys!
Big Mouth: This can only mean a lot of fun, Test!the match will be excelent.Mike still has his guitar in the hands.
Test: He is just addicted to it!
Big Mouth: I think that it will look better connected with the head of Vita.I really want to see this!
Test: Pity that the weapons are not allowed in the King of The Ring tournament.
Big Mouth: Alex Vita is clearly in disadvantage here.He really is the master of hardcore and ultraviolent matches.
Test: Hey!Mike also won a Junkyard match and he is just a rookie.A very promising rookie, but he is better in simple matches and you are right : Alex Vita is going to have problems.
Big Mouth: Also, Mike's music rocks!
Test: I don't really care about this.I don't like that kind of music...but i hope it is not going to turn into a boring match.
Big Mouth: I'm convinced that it will be very entertaining.
Test: I hope so.

Mike tells something to Vita :

Mike: You think that you can mock me and remain unpunished?You really are stupid!I don't know why you are the WRM Champion, but i am sure that i'm going to beat the crap out of you tonight!
Alex Vita*bored*: Sure...
Mike*annoyed*: I am the best rookie in the federation and i swear that i am going to be the first one that beats you!
Alex Vita: Yeah right...
Mike: You will taste the power of rock'n'roll!

Mike tries to hit Vita with the guitar but he stops without a reason and throws the guitar out of the ring, then slaps Alex...

*The crowd really enjoys the determination of both wrestlers and applauds them*

Big Mouth: It's on!Mike Matthews really looked shocked by the mocking of Vita.He is very mad and maybe it will be in his advantage.
Test: I really don't know,Big Mouth...Hope it doesn't turn into Mike's ass kicked very badly.
Big Mouth: I am sure that a musician is very calm because he does hours of practicing on the guitar or something like that.
Test: Blood is better.
Big Mouth: Oh God!I think that Alex Vita wants blood too...
Test: You're right!

Vita has a terrible look and his eyes and stares at Mike, then pushes him, falling on the floor.

Test: Vita's strong.
Big Mouth: I am surprised about this.Mike looks much more powerful than his opponent.
Test: Not everything is about looks, Toni!We will have lots of surprises this evening.
Big Mouth: I like this and i really don't care who is going to win this match.They are both exceptional wrestler and Mike a famous guitar player.It's awesome!
Test: Heh!I have never seen you so excited!
Big Mouth: I really am!

*The spectators are chanting "WRM!WRM!WRM!"

Test: Fantastic!
Big Mouth: They all agree with me, Test!They love both wrestlers and this federation!
Test: I hope so, cause I don't...
Big Mouth: It's typical for you.

Alex Vita picks Mike by his leg, but the guitarist kicks him in the face, than stomps him, while he is on the ground.

Big Mouth: A very good start by Matthews...

[vitamin]

BigMouth: And now the guitarist is going crazy, he's stomping the daylights out of Vita on the ground... Vita rolls out of the ring to recover, he looks a little thrown off by his opponents willingness to go right at him!

Test: Maybe our resident thumbtack chewer is smarter than I thought, he's taking a breather before hopping back in the ring... looks like he's ready
for round two!

Vita climbs back in and stands near the ropes as Mike charges him immediately and attempts a clothesline that Vita ducks under. As he comes
back off the ropes Vita is still right there and Mikes head slams right into Vitas, Mike falls to the floor as Vita looks unaffected.

BigMouth: OUCH! I guess you get a pretty thick skull when you've had things smashed over it your whole career, those two heads slammed into each other and Vita looks like he's fine!

Vita picks his opponent up off the ground and puts his hands on both sides of Mike's head, repeatedly headbutting him as hard as he can, with a loud chorus of "ohhh" from the crowd after each one. Eventually, Vita lets go as Mike collapses to the ground a second time.

Test: My goodness, I always said this guy had a thick head, but this isn't what I meant! He's bleeding but he doesn't look bothered by it, that was a
good 8 or 9 more headbutts! :shocked:

Vita leans over to pick Mike up again and is greeted by the guitarist kicking him in the stomach and pulling him down attempting a rollup pin.

BigMouth: Brilliant counter.... one... two... thr- no! Vita kicks out, that came out of nowhere! Both wrestlers are back to their feet now to go at it
again, the rockstar is clearly a little dazed from all the damage to his head, but he's ready for more!

Test: Look at this now! Vita is just walking up to him while Mike is backing up and whaling on him with both fists, he is just completely ignoring the damage he's taking... he just picked him up! What the hell is this?

Vita lifts his opponent up completely vertical with Mike's feet in the air as if about to suplex him, then lets go, grabs him around the stomach as he starts coming down and slams him off the mat with The Worlds Sloppiest Powerbomb, right on the upper part of his back just below the neck. He then looks down at him, repeatedly screaming at him to get up.

BigMouth: Oh man we haven't seen that in a while, Alex Vita's Worlds Sloppiest Powerbomb, that move is UGLY! He could probably win this one right now, but instead there he is, telling his opponent to get up and attack!

Test: (sounding very concerned) That move really needs to be banned, one of these days he's going to kill somebody.

BigMouth: It looks like he's getting his wish, Mike is on his hands and knees now and trying to get back up, Vita wants more and the guitarist looks like he wants to deliver it!

[DejaVu]

Test: Mike looks very mad and i'm sure that we will have a very long and painful match this evening.
Big Mouth: Of course he is mad!He can't just stay there and receive that kind of bumps.He must recover and destroy Vita!
Test: A hard thing to do, Big Mouth.It seems like Alex isn't affected by any punch or kick.
Big Mouth: Oh, c'mon!He isn't Superman you know!
Test: Sure he isn't Superman, but he is an astonishing wrestler.
Big Mouth: I agree with this thing.
Test: It seems like Mike is back on his feet.I hope that he is up for the challenge.
Big Mouth: The power of music will always rule!

Mike has recovered himself and is looking at Vita very nervous.

Big Mouth: I'm sure he can't accept the humilliaton that Alex caused him.He is very proud of himself and i think that he want to kill Vita now.
Test: Then let's have a match that we will never forget.Mike is suported even by his band.You can see the members in the stands.
Big Mouth: That's a nice moral support.It's like a rock concert for Mike.

The guitarist rushes to Vita and Big boots him right in the head.He looks shocked.

Big Mouth: Yeah!That's what you have to do, son!
Test: Son?Since when do you call Mike like that?
Big Mouth: Since now!I really want to see this rookie the champ.
Test: I agree with you.He is young, talented, entertaining and charismatic, but his opponent is the toughest of them all.He has the right to keep the belt as well as Mike deserves to win it.
Big Mouth: A hard choice for everyone.

Vita didn't fall on the ground and looks at Matthews with a very cold stare than gives an Inverted atomic drop right in the sensible area.The public applauses.

Big Mouth: Damn!Why doesn't he concentrate?The lack of experience is an important fact in this match.
Test: Vita sure has the oportunity to win right know.

The extremist catches again The Mistical Guitarist and tries once more to deliver "The Worlds Sloppiest Powerbomb".The rookie tries to escape and eye rakes his opponent.

Test: Well know.An illegal manouver.That's nice!I was hopping that something like this would happen.
Big Mouth: And the referee didn't saw it. He he!
Test: I think that Mike has gained a little oportunity to destroy Vita.
Big Mouth: Now's his chance for revenge.I hope he succedes.
Test: We'll se right now...

Vita's holding his hand on his eyes and doesn't see Mike coming.The guitarist is sneaking to his opponent and gives to him a Pump Handle Buster.

Big Mouth: That's what i call a wrestling manouver!He is really into the match now!
Test: I also hope that he will keep it this way.

[vitamin]

BigMouth: Alex Vita is on the ground and for the first time in this match actually looks human, he's finally showing he can be hurt! Mike is stomping all over him on the ground again, he better stay on him because Vita has already shown that isn't enough!

Test: He's picking him up and sitting him on top of the turnbuckle in the corner, this isn't usually his area but maybe an elevated move would be best here! Whats this... what strength! Look out below!

Mike reaches his arm up and grabs Vita around the neck, chokeslamming him off the top of the turnbuckle to the ground outside the ring. The crowd explodes in a "holy s**t" chant.

BigMouth: Well look at this, welcome to the match Mike, thanks for joining us! :ok: The kid is finally putting something together, if nothing else that bought him some time! Whats this here... the rockstar is gonna fly!

Wasting no time, Mike runs back across the ring then comes soaring over the top rope attempting a giant elbow drop to Vita on the ground outside the ring. As he's near landing, Vita screams angrily and kicks his foot up in the air, drilling Mike in the face and making him hit the ground with a thud.

BigMouth: What a brutal shot! Vita, flat on his back, just drove his foot up in the air as hard as he could, just hoping to time it right and connect.... and boy did he ever! That'll knock a lot of people out cold!

Vita drags himself to his feet with one hand on his back, still rattled and in some pain from getting thrown off the top rope. He picks Mike up by his hair and the two exchange some relatively weak punches, both still trying to shake off the damage they've taken. The two begin slowly going punch for punch, nearly falling over from exhaustion after each one.

BigMouth: Mike is really in some trouble here, Vita has clearly beaten him up badly, but the guitarist also has some good news! Vita looks a little tired and his back seems to be bothering him, he still has a chance!

Test: You're right Biggie, Vita is in control of this match, but he's clearly a little sore! They're both trying as hard as they can to punch the other wrestler out of their shoes right now, if Mike can win this exchange, he might still be able to come back and pull off a win!

Vita viciously slams his head into Mikes, which Mike responds to by toe kicking Vita in the stomach as hard as he can. Both wrestlers stumble backwards and hold on to the crowd barrier, gasping for breath as the crowd cheers them on.

[DejaVu]

The people near Mike are desperate to touch his shoulders and are chanting his name.One part of the crowd supports Alex Vita and the other Mike The Mistical Guitarist.They are both gaining their breath.

Black Shadow: Look at this, Test...the crowd supports both of the wrestler.We haven't had this kind of manifestation since very long time.
Test: I even think that it is a premiere.
Black Shadow: I don't really know about this but it is breath-taking.I really want to see more of this match.
Test: The rock star looks kind of pale right now.I don't know what exactly is happening to him.
Black Shadow: He'll get past it.I'm sure of this...

Alex Vita gets back in the ring and the referee starts counting Mike.He stays a little longer and then comes in the ring as well.Alex Vita doesn't let Mike to come back and gives him an avalanche of punches and kicks.

Big Mouth: Oooh..this is so crude.That poor boy is almost unconscious...if i could him...
Test: He got himself into this mess, so it's up to him to get out. Musicians don't know how to wrestler.
Big Mouth: That's a lie! He is a very talented wrestler!That why he leads in the Rookie Challenge.
Test*bored*: Sure thing...

Alex Vita goes to the turnbuckle and is waiting for the guitarist to wake up.

Big Mouth: Mike's in very bad shape.I don't think he ca come back in this match.
Test: Let him be, Big Mouth.He deserves it!
Big Mouth: What...why are you telling this?
Test: Because he is to young to mess with Alex Vita!He is the champion you know...
Big Mouth: You're right but i can feel that he can win this match if he puts a little more heart.
Test: I don't Know, Toni...i really don't know.

The Guitarist is again on his feet, but Vita sees him and shoulder block's him.Mike is again on the floor, but something is wrong..

Big Mouth: What happening?Mike really has something.He doesn't look so good.
Test: Huh?What's wrong with him?
Big Mouth*changes the stare on his face*: I hope that it isn't what i think it is...
Test: What?What is it?

Mike suddenly vomits in the ring...

Test: Oh God!That's ugly...
Big Mouth: Yeah...i thought it was this.
Test: Why didn't you tell me?
Big Mouth: Because it a messy and smelly thing and i know that you don't like this.Get it?
Test: Yes, i understand.

Alex Vita looks very happy of what he did, but on the floor, Mike looks very annoyed and angry.He stands up and yells at Vita.

Mike: You son of a...!!!

Big Mouth: I think that Vita is in real trouble here...
Test: That what i am talking about!Matthew looks revived!:yes:
Big Mouth: Alex Vita really needs to think how can he pass this moment.

The Guitarist goes to Vita and Lou Thesz Presses him with punches right in his face.Blood come out of his nose.Alex Vita tries with all of his power and manages to get out of the ring right in time...Mike doesn't let him go unpunished and does a Suicide dive right in the front of the commentators' table.

[DejaVu]

Both wrestlers are out of the ring unconscious...the referee starts counting.

1...

Big Mouth: Well, that was one big impact.Alex Vita and Mike are both groggy.I hope they'll wake up in time.
Test: I don't know, Big Mouth.It was a hell of a match and i think that they are very tired...

2...

Big Mouth: The match needs a winner!
Test: Not really...there can be a triple threat or a fatal four way in the next round, you know...

3...

Big Mouth: Are you sure?I haven't read the rules for the King of the Ring yet. :D
Test: Shame on you!I have read it and it says that there can be these types of matches in the second round.

4...

Big Mouth: Ok...ok...i understand.
Test: You see!I am better than you! :drak:
Big Mouth: Of course... :sleep:

5...

Alex Vita is waking up.

Big Mouth: Look at Vita!He can win this match!Hurry up!
Test: You are right!Mike is kind of slow.

6...

Test: Ohhh, c'mon Alex!You move like a snail!Go in the ring already!
Big Mouth: Before Mike wakes up!

7...

Alex Vita puts one hand on the commentator's table.

Test: Help him, Toni!Help him!
Big Mouth: What? I am not allowed to do this!
Test: You scary cat!

8...

Big Mouth: Hey!I don't want to lose my job!
Test: Chicken!!!

9...

Alex Vita tries to get into the ring but in the last moment, Mike catches him by the leg...

Test: Ooohhh!Mike is such a lucky bastard!
Big Mouth: Good for him!

10...

The bell rings...

Big Mouth: Double Count-out!
Test: Damn!
Big Mouth: Don't be unhappy Test!We'll have a spectacular match in the semi-finals!
Test: I think you're right...
Big Mouth: That was it for the first match, people!Se you in the semi-finals!