WRM Last Soul Standing : Alex Vita vs Lethal (WRM Champion) - UV Last Man Standing

[vitamin]

No music plays for over a minute as the crowd waits silently. Suddenly, as a video of various car crashes begins playing on the screen, Pantera's "Cowboys From Hell" begins to play, causing the crowd to explode. Alex Vita stands back in the entrance barely visible for a few moments, taking it all in. He then pulls the hood of his crimson hooded sweatshirt over his head and starts a slow walk down the ramp, dragging two enormous plastic storage containers behind him. One is overflowing with various weapons from Vita's personal collection, the other is empty.

Vita gives a hard push to the full container, sliding it most of the way down the ramp near the ring. The empty one he picks up with both hands and begins a tour around the arena, holding the container out for fans and encouraging them to throw their contributions inside it.


BigMouth: That's one big container! Look at all the stuff fans are handing Vita to put in it, these people are really creative!

Test: (completely bewildered and baffled, almost angry sounding) Look at this idiot. A bike. Somebody brought a freakin' bicycle to a fans bring the weapons match. What the heck is Lethal going to do with that, get a head start down the ramp and run him over?

One fan hands Vita an item, a life sized cardboard cutout of Heath Scumm wrapped in lighttubes and barbed wire. Vita stops, looks at it for a moment, then throws it on the ground with both arms.

BigMouth: (laughing) Hah! I guess he didn't like that one!

Vita continues to walk along the front row of fans collecting weapons, occasionally pretending to "mistake" a fan's beer as a weapon, grabbing it out of their hands and guzzling it.

Test: Here he comes over to us, he must want the weapons I said I'd bring! Well the jokes on him, those are already inside the ring and HEY, WHAT ARE YOU -

Vita, without even slowing down or making eye contact, rips Test's headset off and throws it in the weapons container, causing a huge cheer from both Alex Vita and Lethal supporters alike. Without missing a beat he walks right past the announcer table to find other items brought by the crowd.

BigMouth: (Laughing so hard he can barely speak) That's becoming a tradition between you and Vita, huh Test? That's nice that you two guys have your own little "thing" going on whenever he wrestles!

Test is quickly throwing on a second headset a WRM staff member came running down the ramp with for him.

Test: Yeah, it's a real laugh riot! What a comedian! I've seen funnier material on popsicle sticks!

Vita is satisfied with the pile of fan donations he has collected and pushes the container over to the side of the ring. He casually turns and walks back up the ramp for his personal "box of toys" to also get it set up near the ring. He motions for a microphone, which a nearby WRM staff member locates one of and hands him.

Vita: Before we start this war, I'd like to make a couple more alterations.

Vita walks up to the ring and pulls the side of the ring skirt down, revealing an electrical outlet, getting a gasp from the crowd.

Vita: As you can see, I've added a little of my own flavor to our WRM ring here. But what Vita, what are you plugging into that outlet? I'll answer that question with one of my own. Did you ever as a kid look at a window fan, or a standing fan, any electrical fan in your house and try to stick your tongue in it while it was on, or your finger? Of course you did, everyone has even if they won't admit it. And it hurt, didn't it? Well, I was thinking about that, and I thought I'd bring one Vita pulls a large electrical fan out of his container of toys that you can see here. All this needs to make this match fun is a little alteration...

Vita pulls a hammer out of the container and smashes the protective grate off the fan, leaving the blades exposed.

Vita: Now, we plug this in... and duct tape the frame of it to the corners of the ring.... and presto! We have ourselves an open faced, spinning fan in one corner of the ring! The blades of the fan are plastic, but observe this so you can see they'll be doing damage.

Vita hops over the ring ropes, grabs a hot dog from one of the fans in the crowd, runs back in and tosses it at the spinning fan blades, sending chunks flying everywhere.

The crowd begins a "you sick f**k" chant in reaction to Vita's idea, until he motions with his hand for them to quiet down. The fan the hot dog was taken from can briefly be heard chanting "where's my refund".


Vita: I might have other suprises, but that'll do for now. Heath, once Lethal has finished putting on his pink dress and you have the dog leash fastened around his neck, feel free to bring him down to the ring. I get bored quickly. Vita sits in a folding chair in the middle of the ring, waiting.

BigMouth: Well that's sick on multiple levels, but I've seen too much of this guy to be suprised by it, Vita looks about ready to get this started! If you ask me here, what is CRUCIAL in this match is for Lethal to withstand the first couple waves of attacks from Alex Vita. Vita is going to try to end this early while Lethal is still getting accustomed to the danger and pain that goes along with this type of match. If Lethal can hang in there through the first couple of minutes, he's got a chance!

Test: I'll have to agree with you there partner, Alex Vita WILL have a very early advantage in this match! However, all Lethal has to do is take a couple of these ultraviolent bumps and get back on his feet, and he'll be fine! The longer this goes, the better chance I think Lethal has!

Both Test and BigMouth turn towards the entrance ramp, as does the entire crowd, standing and waiting. Vita sits in the ring relaxed, listening to Alex Vita fans chanting "Vita's gonna kill you" while Lethal fans try to drown it out with a "you can't wrestle" chant aimed at Vita.

[cutuma]

All the Arena lights are turned out and now all the eyes focus on the huge titantron where a new but somewhat familiar logo pops up.

The following announcement has been payed for by The Originals World Order
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You my friend say your hardcore ...
*clips shown of Lethal breaking a flaming barbed-wire wrapped table with Reaper*
... just because you brake light-tubes, kill mosquitoes and drink expired milk. I do things different ...
*clips shown from December when Lethal breaks a stained-glass church window in Heath Scumm's head*
... and tonight, Lethal is going to show why over the last year, he put class into hardcore
*clip ends with images of Lethal doing an Extreme People's Elbow with a thumbtacks covered elbow-pad and just as the images are about to end, the old nWo music hits the sound-system*

Big Mouth: Well ladies and gentlemen, the Originals are slowly taking over, now they've got payed announcements? What's next, are they gonna have they're own pay-per-view?
Test: Why don't you just shut up and admit that what we just saw on the titantron was pretty impressive. That 49 cents midcard wannabe of a challenger has something to learn from.

Lethal and Heath Scumm walk down the ramp very cool almost dancing to the beat. Behind them are two huge men that look like 5 star club bouncers that are carrying a huge black bag.

Test: He he! Mr Goody Bag is back! I wonder what he's got in it, in the past he pulled out bowling balls, flies .... he could even pull out your sense of humor Biggie, who knows? ha ha!

By the time Scumm and Lethal are in the middle of the ring and the music stops you can hear the crowd booing their ass out of the building. Lethal is carrying a towel on his shoulders while Scumm is wearing a oWo logo-ed referee shirt. Scumm takes the belt from Lethal and shows it to the crowd!

Big Mouth: That's what it is all about, the WrestleRomania World Title Belt! There is nothing that means more in our company than that title and today, Vita fights to get our pride back!

Lethal and Vita look eye-to-eye. The Champ takes the towel of his shoulders, he wipes all the sweat from his armpits and throws it in Vita's face. The challenger goes wild and starts kicking some ass while Scumm calls for the bell.

Test: This is it ... who's gonna be the Last Man Standing?

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Vita immediately bullrushes Lethal and tries to run him right into the spinning fan blades. As they get close Lethal grabs the ropes with one hand the crowd gasps as he leans dangerously close.

BigMouth: And theres a kick to the stomach by Lethal! And look at Vita, he's pissed, climbing outside the ring and looking through the containers already!

Test: Thattaboy Lethal, frustrate him a few times and he's all yours!

Vita reaches into a bin, pulls out a baseball and whips it at Lethal, connecting with it off his shoulder causing Lethal to drop to one knee.

BigMouth: HIGH AND INSIDE, BATTER TAKE YOUR BASE! :shocked: What a sickening thud!

Test: He's lucky that hit Lethal, boy would he have some 'splaining to do if that missed and hit someone in the crowd!

Vita pushes the container of weapons a little away the from the ring as if setting it up for something, pulls two lighttubes out of a nearby cardboard box and climbs back in the ring, motioning for Lethal to get to his feet.

Lethal stands up and Vita indicates a good old fashioned lighttube duel, tossing one up in the air underhand to Lethal for him to use. As Lethal looks up and tracks the lighttube coming to him with his eyes, Vita takes the one in his hands and slams it down over Lethal's head.

BigMouth: And that right there is the oldest trick in the book for Alex Vita, if it looks like he's trying to be fair, something's wrong! Lethal won't fall for that one twice!

Vita follows up while Lethal is still stunned, grabbing him and whipping him across the ring.

BigMouth: Irish whip to the other side by Vita, Lethal comes flying back, Vita grabs him BELLY TO BELLY SUP- no, Lethal counters, and they're both locked up by the ropes now!

Vita looks behind him, sizing up where the container of weapons outside the ring is. He then tries to suplex Lethal over the ropes, also countered by Lethal landing on the outside of the ring apron. Determined to make the bump happen, Vita leaps over the ropes next to Lethal and falls backwards with him, sending both crashing down on the container of weapons with a sloppy russian leg sweep. The crowd roars in approval with a "holy s**t" chant..

BigMouth: My goodness what impact, I can't repeat what the crowd is chanting, but I agree with it! Vita up on his feet first... OH and he stomps on Lethals chest, grinding his back into all those weapons! He's glaring at Scumm, demanding a 10 count be started.....

Scumm reluctantly begins a 10 count, no slower than a neutral ref would.

Test: Get up champ! That's all he's got! You got this clown easy, get up!

BigMouth: seven.... eight... ni- and he's up! His shoulder is already in just minutes showing a nasty bruise, his back is torn up badly, but Lethal has survived the first volley!

Test: (standing and applauding) Look at Heath Scumm, bringing the countout all the way to 8, just for dramatic effect!

BigMouth: Now Lethal is climbing back in the ring carrying a big ol' stop sign with him, conferencing with Scumm in the corner, Vita's just outside the ring looking at his wrist. He might have banged it off the side of that container on that devastating russian leg sweep! He looks ok, but meanwhile Lethal is ready to go!

Test: He's holding that stop sign like he's got something planned, this could be huge! :D

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Lethal takes a running start to the ropes opposite where Vita is standing, comes flying back across the ring and goes soaring over the ropes, holding the stop sign under him and slamming into Vita with a cannonball. Both go crashing into the side of the crowd barrier, Vita being sandwiched between it and the stop sign.The thud can be heard around the arena, followed by a "that was awesome" chant.

BigMouth: And kiss the armbars in the center of the ring goodbye, my God what a devastating move! :shocked: These two just can't stay in the ring, They're slamming into each other all over the arena!

Test: That'll end it, his insides just got crushed! Lethal can get back in the ring and take a bow, it's all over!

BigMouth: Not so fast Test, neither one of them is getting up very fast! Lethal is dragging Vita to his feet, I'm not sure if it's to attack him or have something to lean on! They're on their feet slugging each other, Vita is really wobbly, he looks about ready to fall!

Lethal looks past Vita to a few fans running up to the front, pushing a large steel wheelbarrow. Lethal helps them lift it over the guard barrier and starts fighting to push Vita in it, Vita struggling to fight back.

BigMouth: Look out here, somebody could be going for a ride here! OH and that's just vicious, Lethal just grabbed a thumbtack covered... something from a fan and clanged it right off Vita's head!

Alex Vita, desperate, slams his knee into Lethal's groin and pushes him into the wheelbarrow.

Test: What a cheap shot that was! Come on Heath, do something!

BigMouth: He can't, this is a last man standing match, it's all legal! It wasn't pretty, but Vita just grabbed the advantage!

Vita grabs the handlebars of the wheelbarrow and starts running with it as fast as he can at the crowd barrier on the opposite side of the ring. The wheelbarrow crashes into it and stops abruptly, as Lethal is sent hurdling out of it and flying into the crowd.

BigMouth: Look at the hangtime on that one! Vita just took Lethal for a ride, and he must have just flown 5 rows into the crowd! :shocked: Theres a mess of people all over the place, I can't even see the champion! Of all the barbaric events I have ever seen, where can we possibly go from here?

Test: This is insane! Get back in the ring Vita you clown, this is way out of hand!

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Vita looks back at the ring at Scumm, who slowly begins a 10 count. By the time he reaches 7, fans in the crowd have dragged Lethal to his feet, eager for the match to continue. Vita gives the fans who helped Lethal up a very cold glare.

BigMouth: Yikes! I know you might support Lethal, but don't poke the bear fans! Alex Vita is standing right there, when he sees you helping his opponent he does NOT think it's funny!

Test: Yeah, and that scumbag probably would attack someone in the crowd! Just stay out of the way a few more minutes, then you'll never see this guy again!

BigMouth: And theres a dropkick off the top of the crowd barrier by Lethal, right off the temple, that's got to hurt! Down goes the challenger!

Heath Scumm in the ring begins a very fast 10 count, getting to 8 before Vita is to his feet despite it only being several seconds. Vita gets up, looks at Scumm and wags his finger at him as if to say "watch it, you're on thin ice". Meanwhile Lethal has found a thumbtack bat that he begins bombarding Vita with repeatedly.

BigMouth: And Vita is being turned into a human pincushion, he's got little red dots starting to appear all over his body from those shots! And here comes the final sh- UH OH :yes: , he caught him! Lethal tried another shot and Vita just reached up and grabbed his hand!

Vita looks Lethal in the eyes for a moment as they both hold the thumbtack bat by it's handle, before Vita pulls both their arms down and does a suicidal headbutt, driving the bat into Lethal's forehead. The bat drops to the ground and both fighters stumble around grabbing their foreheads.

Test: This guy just doesn't care! Even an idiot like Alex Vita would know that was going to hurt, and he did it anyway!

Vita regains control first and grabs Lethal by the shoulder, dragging him into the ring with him. He whips him across the ring, into Scumm. Heath Scumm loses his balance and falls backwards into the open fan, convulsing in pain before dropping to the ground. Lethal comes flying back across the ring off the ropes and is greeted with a vicious clothesline. The crowd starts chanting "Scumm is dead" for a few moments, until Vita holds up both his hands, aggrivated there is no referee to count. With nobody else standing, Vita starts leading the crowd in a chorus counting to 10.

BigMouth: 8.... 9.... 10! That should do it, Alex Vita is the only one standing for a 10 count, but the referee isn't on his feet to see it! If I was a referee, this match would be over!

Test: But you ain't! :D The match will go on, Heath Scumm and Lethal will have all the time they need to get up! Maybe Scumm can disqualify him... can you do that in this match? No? Alright whatever, well this is coming way too easy for Vita, you can't help but feel like somethings going to happen!

BigMouth: Something sure is about to happen, but I'm not sure it's what you predicted! Vita just pulled a big cardboard box of lighttubes out from under the ring, he's going to set something up while he has the time! He has WRM staff members dumping the container of fan weapons in the ring, it looks like he's ready to wrap this up... as if this wasn't a mess to begin with, Alex Vita is about to make it messier!

[Heath Scumm]

The winner of the match, qualified for the King Of The Ring Tournament in August and NEW WRM Champion, by unanimous vote - Alex Vita.

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Vita begins leaning piles and piles of lighttubes up against one of the corners of the ring, hanging fan brought weapons that will stick to them from them, and in general making a total mess out of one quarter of the ring. It's clear he plans on Lethal going through it and not getting up, even if he has to lift Scumm's hand up ten times himself.

BigMouth: The damage is done, the referee is struggling to his feet, the champion is motionless! Whatever Alex Vita is planning to do next, I don't think he needs to! I also don't think he cares, bad news for the champ!

Test: Ok, we let him have it his way. We let him do his trash ultraviolent wrestling, we let him break every rule in traditional wrestling there is, enough is enough! This is going from taking your opponent out in a cheap, cruel manner to just trying to hurt someone for no reason! Scumm, WRM staff, fans, you BigMouth, I don't care, anyone who hears my voice right now that has a pair between their legs needs to step in and say Alex Vita, no more!

BigMouth: You know what they say Test, if you can't handle the big dog, stay out of the yard! I'm not sure how I feel about this either, but I know Lethal signed up for it! My only worry is if he'll ever sign up for another match after this, we're at a point now where his championship belt isn't the only thing in danger!

Vita begins to pick up Lethal and drag him over to the "corner of pain" for some excessive and needless manuver, stomping on him the whole way. As he begins to lift up Lethal, Scumm jumps in. Vita drops Lethal and leans back to punch Scumm in the face before he sees Scumm holding up both hands, not looking for a fight. In a rare showing of compassion, Vita stops and looks at him, waiting for an explaination. Scumm begins yelling, audible to the whole crowd.

Scumm: He's done! He's done... he's done... enough, alright? It's over, I got to get him out of here. Scumm swallows and looks like he's about to vomit all over the ring before saying the next sentence. You won, ok. You f**king won. For now. Back off.

Vita runs out of the ring towards the crowd, hops up on the barrier and falls backwards into the crowd, letting the crowd push him along and help him crowd surf across the arena.

Test: Wu.... WHAT?

BigMouth: Is that it? Lethal took one hell of a beating, the referee is a well known Lethal supporter, and he doesn't look like he wants it to continue? Are we looking at the new champion?

Test: It can't be! Not like this Lethal, if it has to happen it has to happen, but please, not like this!

BigMouth: Scumm is leaning over Lethal and looks concerned, Vita is nowhere near the ring, it sure looks over, but we're forgetting one key factor in all this Test, if you didn't notice!

Test: I sure did partner, I just kept my mouth shut because I'm not sure I WANT it to continue! However, Alex Vita is clearly the dominant wrestler right now, the champion is decimated in the ring, but remember what kind of match this is! I didn't hear a ten count, and I didn't hear a bell!

Scumm, disgusted, looks over at the table holding the ring bell and motions for it to be rung.

BigMouth: Yes, that's it! It's over, we have a new champion! Lethal was beat into submission, he was pleading with Scumm not to end it with his mouth, the spirit was willing but the body couldn't continue!

Scumm motions for a microphone, gets one and begins to speak.

Scumm: Congratulations, you trash wrestling, backyarding, talentless pile of trash. You cornered my guy, and you won. It doesn't end there for you though Vita, I owe you a nightmare and I'll give you it.

Scumm looks at Vita as he grabs the belt and hoists it above his head, causing the crowd to cheer and chant his name.

Scumm: Yeah, yeah. Wonderful. Enjoy that belt now, because you will have it for exactly one event. You won, that means you're qualified for King Of The Ring. Congratulations you f**k, because EVERY SINGLE MATCH YOU COMPETE IN will have that belt on the line! I don't care who takes it away from you Vita, but somebody is going to, and whoever does is just paying rent on it before Lethal takes it back! You won the battle, you won't win the war! Nobody ever wins the war against me! Take your moment in the sun, enjoy it, this will be the high point of your career, right before I send you crashing right back to the bottom!

Scumm throws the microphone into the crowd, motions for a stretcher for Lethal and storms up the entrance ramp into the back, wanting to get as far away from this as possible.

Test: YEAH! Bite me Vita, you can cheat your way into winning the belt, but you can't cheat your way through an entire tournament! This will be like Kane holding the WWE belt for 24 hours, you're technically a champion, but officially a chump!

BigMouth: A time of celebration has been turned into a time of worry for Alex Vita, he has the belt, he can call himself the WRM champ, but hows that for a tough defense? You don't have to win a match to defend it, you have to win a tournament! We're really going to see what this kid is made of!

The show ends with Vita showing no signs of being nervous, partying with fans, shaking and spraying bottles of champagne all over the place, and joining in a crowd induced "long live the champ" chant. Meanwhile, Lethal is carted off, getting pats on the chest from fans nearby while he already begins thinking about getting back what he lost.