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RockBerg
6th April 2007, 11:15
Pink Wrestling Magazine

It's a joke so don't take it seriously...

Hi-Res - 1200x1600 CLICK
(http://img138.imageshack.us/img138/3038/whatoc3.jpg)
http://img183.imageshack.us/img183/3196/whatlowcs8.jpg

Reaper
6th April 2007, 11:22
^ :happy Holly funny sh*t!!

Heath Scumm
6th April 2007, 12:18
@Rockberg

Ge-ni-al! :great:

She looked 18 ... :ras-plans:

http://www.image-share.net/image/9394/Untitled-1%20copy33.png

^ NICE.

CM Punk's girl! ;) She knows talent when she fucks it!

Ratonu
6th April 2007, 12:22
:ras-plans: Brilliant!

RockBerg
6th April 2007, 14:15
Latest Release Leaked On ONLINESPORTFORUM

It's a joke so don't take it seriously...

http://img100.imageshack.us/img100/885/cdmo7.jpg

THE DAREDEVIL
7th April 2007, 13:32
Latest Release Leaked On ONLINESPORTFORUM

It's a joke so don't take it seriously...

http://img100.imageshack.us/img100/885/cdmo7.jpg

:) Mr. Peniswise

h1mZ
7th April 2007, 14:26
Asta e ca aia cu festivalul folcloric :))

r0bby
12th April 2007, 13:06
Pink Wrestling Magazine

It's a joke so don't take it seriously...

Hi-Res - 1200x1600 CLICK
(http://img138.imageshack.us/img138/3038/whatoc3.jpg)
http://img183.imageshack.us/img183/3196/whatlowcs8.jpg

Hahaha...You F'N OWN^:ras-plans:Dance Contest Lashley and Batista,How to become an athlete with Viscera^:ras-plans:

Si albumul lui John Cena^:ras-plans:

Includes the SMASH HIT:"My Gay is now"^:ras-plans:


Eu zic sa ne apucam sa tiparim o revista de genul pro-wrestling magazine.S-ar vinde ca painea calda.

RockBerg
12th April 2007, 16:28
Eu zic sa ne apucam sa tiparim o revista de genul pro-wrestling magazine.S-ar vinde ca painea calda.
Show me where the money at nigga,then we talk. :D

r0bby
12th April 2007, 16:57
Eu doar am venit cu ideea.Oricum eu as incasa banii.:evil:

RockBerg
12th April 2007, 17:43
Eu doar am venit cu ideea.Oricum eu as incasa banii.
*suddenly it got so quiet you could hear ants having a porno-shoot a mile away*

RockBerg
2nd May 2007, 18:02
Getting older tomorrow so...a RockBerg style present:

Latest PWM Magazine

>>> Gorgeous HIRES 1200x1600 Click Me <<<< (http://aycu01.webshots.com/image/14520/2000391536028217555_rs.jpg)

http://img244.imageshack.us/img244/7316/pwmissue2rockberglowresjg0.jpg

HitScum Interviews GOLDBERG- UNCENSORED VERSION

We will refer to HitScum as "HS" and to Goldberg as "The Man".


HS - "First of all Goldberg,I'd like to thank you for taking the time for this interview,also
this being my first and probably only interview I'll ever publish with a wrestling superstar
and being next to you,I feel proud that I am still alive.I would like to thank all my friends
for the support and all the bullies at school for not killing me so I'd have this chance of
standing next to the so called "The Man".

The Man - "So called ?...I gotta tell you,you are walking on very thin ice my friend."

HS - "OK...OK,my bad.Sorry,got carried away.Now,to the questions.
Why aren't you working with the WWE or TNA or some other pro-wrestling organization ?"

The Man - "It's mostly about money.WWE wanted me to lose a match to John Cena.I couldn't accept that,you know
I always win.Unless they pay me $2 mil a lost match,then it's OK."

HS - "So basically you are greedy."

The Man - "No.Actually I'm looking out after my family.I don't want them to not to be able to afford stuff they want,
to live a decent life.I had a rough life."

HS - "Rough,huh ? What did you do for a living before wrestling ?"

The Man - "I was hired to kill nosy reporters,much like yourself. *famous Goldberg grin*

HS - *laughs* *thinks of getting the fuck out before it's too late*

The Man - "Scared ya huh ? Just kidding.I didn't kill reporters,just tortured them."

HS - "Ooookay...*silly face*.Latest news said that you refused TNA's offer."

The Man - "Yeah,I did.They were far from my expectations though".

HS - "How far ?"

The Man - "That's what all the wrestling magazines ask.I won't tell."

HS - "Well yeah,PWM is different.We pay more for info.I mean we sold 3 people's organs for
this interview to happen."

The Man - "I like the devotion you people have.But isn't wrestling for faggots ?"

HS - "Yes it is."

The Man - "Well who's the fag-in-chief over at Pink Wrestling Magazine ? *famous Goldberg grin*

HS - "Some mofo...RockBerg."

The Man - "I somehow heard of him."

HS - "Pleeease tell us the amount of cash you asked for."

The Man - "Allright.They offered me $30.000 a match."

HS - "Holy F'N cow !! I'd rip my leg off for that shit."

The Man - "Don't you wanna know how much I asked for ?"

HS - "Sure."

The Man - "$1 million a match".

Hs - "A mil ? What kind of a maniac are you ?"

The Man - "DUDE...have you seen the kind of wrestlers they have in TNA ? At first I was thinking 2 mil.
So,you see that's a huge difference between my request and their offer."

HS - "But $30 grand/match... *crying*

The Man - "It might be a lot for you romanian gipsies,but to me it's lunch money."

HS - *wipes romanian tears* ...You are a washout Gillberg.

The Man - "WTF did you say ?"

HS - "You heard me.Fuck you.$30.000 is too much.For fucks sake,your name chanting was embedded in
the entrance theme.WWE added 70 victories to your streak outta nowhere.YOU SUCK.Most of all,
you kicked the shit out of Bret Hart."

The Man - "I suck huh ? Then WTF is Trish doing in the other room with Vince ? Haven't you heard of kayfabe ?
Hitman faked it all.It wasn't even him in that match...it was ...ummm......*thinks*....Human Tornado."

HS - "Human...WHAT ?"

Stone Cold - "WHAT ?"

HS - "How..."

Stone Cold - "WHAT ?...Stone Cold is gonna win the Royal Rumble and that's the bottom line."

HS - "But..."

Stone Cold - "WHAT ?...If you want me to open a can'o whoop-ass on Goldberg and
then swanton-bomb this reporter's ass right now gimme a HELL YEAH!"

*crowd yells* GOOOOLDBERG !...GOOOLDBEERG !

*Goldberg Spears/Jackammers/Pins Stone Cold* 1-2-3

The Man - "Let us continue."

HS - "I don't want to.You're a washout...and I'm scared."

The Man - "Wait,aren't you gonna ask me about SPIKE/BullRun ?"

HS - "Fuck that shit,I like wrestling.Keep your american cars to yourself."

The Man - "But the show is great and..."

Stone Cold - "WHAT ?"

The Man - "Oh..STFU,you drunk fatso.I gotta talk to Vince."



NOTE: Everything you see above is fake.It doesn't exist..it's just fun...an illusion of some kind. - RockBerg 2007 OnlineSportForum
Any distribution of this material without permission is forbidden.Please show some respect.

Heath Scumm
2nd May 2007, 18:51
^ Fara cuvinte ...

Big Sexy
2nd May 2007, 19:12
FFS - this was awesomeness at it's peak, it cannot get better than this!

p.s. pinned in multimedia section, this shit will most deffinitelly rise some eyebrows or imprint a permanent smile on your face!

RockBerg
2nd May 2007, 19:14
^ Fara cuvinte ...
I dunno what you talk about.
Maybe... ?
http://www.onlinesport.ro/forum/showthread.php?p=1267448#post1267448

Daca da..atunci muta postul Super Mod.

Life
2nd May 2007, 19:52
Este mult prea tare !!! Ar trebui sa faceti un newsletter sau ceva de genu cu revista asta ... Sincer , eu m-as abona la ea !

buticut
2nd May 2007, 23:02
No words needed...
just :ras-plans: :ras-plans: :ras-plans: :ras-plans:

foxxc
3rd May 2007, 09:38
lol some funny shit ere

Heath Scumm
3rd May 2007, 09:41
HitScum will soon interview The Undertaker for PWM

snotsnit
3rd May 2007, 17:55
I LOVE THIS STUFF! keep your american cars to yourself? hey! come on...im american man....but still i love the hitscum interview. i want hitscum or bigsexy interview...............GOLDUST!!!!!! keep the stuff coming!.....i got a good idea for a section in the magazine: Wrestling moves with snotsnit it would include something going wrong....or something like that....just make it funny.

PSYCHO
3rd May 2007, 18:22
Bai, eu am cam shomat cu prezentza, asa k abia acuma vad asta! RockBerg, esti nebun! (in sensul bun) ... Totusi, nu inteleg de ce e la sectiunea "Multimedia" ... Eu nu prea mai intru la sectiunea asta pe motiv de PWT ...

Big Sexy
3rd May 2007, 19:58
english please!

i have pinned this topic here because i think we can make much more than a cover here! We can have our contribution to whatever Rockberg is doing with PWM and in this way many more will see it especialy since this is the most visited section of our forum.

Life
3rd May 2007, 20:15
^ Maybe , someday PWM will be a succes magazine ... Who knows , maybe if we start a free newsletter with PWM and it will be succesfull , Vince will buy PWM and sell it into US and all around the world !

PS : I'm such a dreamer !

RockBerg
7th May 2007, 03:11
I LOVE THIS STUFF! keep your american cars to yourself? hey! come on...im american man....but still i love the hitscum interview. i want hitscum or bigsexy interview...............GOLDUST!!!!!! keep the stuff coming!.....i got a good idea for a section in the magazine: Wrestling moves with snotsnit it would include something going wrong....or something like that....just make it funny.
Doesn't matter if you're american or not it's not a diss.I looked at that reply through HitScum's soul.
I have an Internet buddy,ex-marine (REAL marine...not Cena bs)...we joke all the time.Americans are much more loose than romanians.Even here,I still think twice before posting...don't wanna hurt anyone's feelings,unless they're dumbass kids of course.
I love America more than my own shitty country. :ok: If I'd say our cars are better than yours I'd shoot myself.As you may see the magazine looks 100% made in U.S.,the interview the same...and you guys liked it because you like a form of entertainment un-accessible to the less experienced romanian eye.
Imagine the magazine in full romanian.The effect is not quite the same.
Americans have a more aggresive approach on media than europeans.
I don't think such a magazine would sell here.

As for McMahon buying this...impossible,it's somewhat of a parody.
It's just a joke as I said,I respect the WWE...well,except Carlito and Mizz.
Of course I could make a full-serious magazine too,but it would lack the humor,no ?

Bai, eu am cam shomat cu prezentza, asa k abia acuma vad asta! RockBerg, esti nebun! (in sensul bun) ... Totusi, nu inteleg de ce e la sectiunea "Multimedia" ... Eu nu prea mai intru la sectiunea asta pe motiv de PWT ...
Nebun ? I censored 50% of what is there.Trying to keep it to common sense and not touch bad strings. :D
As for not visiting this section..I do visit it,since I can dl some OLD matches without killing my ratio on torrent sites.Also for Reaper's CZW uploads and some other rare stuff.
PS : I'm such a dreamer !
Money talks here.
People get paid,they work.They get paid a lot...they work more and a better product surfaces.
I did this for fun and to entertain you guys,I wouldn't have thought I'd get such a nice feedback.Thanks.

I need to study Big Sexy's posts to make an interview worthy of reading.
With HitScum's stuff...well I was forced to read his posts,since the ... hates Goldberg.Also I need to know some facts of the guy that gets interviewed.
Most of the stuff about Goldberg that you see in there is real.

A fact:
The interview took twice as long to create compared to the magazine cover.

And yeah,my humor level is monstrous and sick. :happy

Sorry for the huge-ass post,but I missed a few days here.
Oh yeah,unfortunately I'm not dead....yet.

3:10 AM...

Life
7th May 2007, 08:55
^ I see that you are going to make an interview with Big Sexy and other Superstar ... I hope it will be really funny

PS : Why don't you try to make some kind of newsletter ... The newsletter should include a cover , one interview and some other funny stuff about wrestling ? So , what do you say about this ?

Big Sexy
7th May 2007, 10:23
in order to make a newsletter you will need a e-mail database from a site where people will register for this purpose ...

Life
7th May 2007, 10:32
Yes , but lots of people who are interested in wrestling , know also something about computers and Internet , and maybe they can help ...So the dream isn't impossible ...

PS : Impossible is nothing !

h1mZ
7th May 2007, 10:58
I would give a nickel for this ...

RockBerg
7th May 2007, 12:15
^ I see that you are going to make an interview with Big Sexy and other Superstar ... I hope it will be really funny

No.
I didn't say that,it was an example.Plus...I don't know if and when a newer PWM will drop.If it does you bet your ass it will be better than the second as the second was better than the first.
For now I'm thinking of a concept for the new Cena album release.

Promoting wrestling in Romania would be great.
Especially since wrestling already won lots of hearts,too bad they don't get more info on this sport and don't look beyond the actual 1 hour footage seen on TV.

I never thought of making this a magazine.

TVSport aka sport.ro (whom promoted wrestling in Romania) have enough resources to produce any magazine.They should make one of their own.
I just hope it would have the aggresive american style like: BUY THIS OR YOU SUCK ! :yeah:
When Gabi and Mihai actually scream on TV...I feel the american vibe.
That's what I want...Getting emotionally involved.

Maybe I'll make a powerful video promo for the next PWM to go along with it,since I love video editing more than Photoshop.It would take a while to render though...but you'll see my view on how a promo should be done the american way.

thunder_liger
7th May 2007, 12:51
Cheers mate! You've done a very very good job. The resamblance between the HS character and the real life model is stunning ! What?!??http://www.opengroup.com/sports/images/(SC)Steve_Austin_Photo.jpg

Heath Scumm
7th May 2007, 12:54
^ It sure is! It sure is! *wipes Romanian tears*

RockBerg
7th May 2007, 15:18
Cheers mate! You've done a very very good job. The resamblance between the HS character and the real life model is stunning !
HitScum is an open book.
T'was easy.

Ever since I made this last PWM issue,Big Sexy keeps harassing me with hundreds of PM's. http://img511.imageshack.us/img511/863/huauz2.gif
ROFLMMFAO.

RockBerg
7th May 2007, 19:06
Latest:

http://aycu35.webshots.com/image/16474/2001402312300413828_rs.jpg

Edit function is valid for an hour or so...

Heath Scumm
7th May 2007, 19:21
Ha F'N Ha! :ras-plans:

Big Sexy
7th May 2007, 21:23
uhmmm, the first one was much better, no offense. I mean only about the humour.

I think about -
"5 moves away from love" - tango remix
"Show me yours" - manly balad
"your sweet chin makes me cry"

and so on ... i wanna see blood :D

RockBerg
7th May 2007, 21:32
uhmmm, the first one was much better, no offense. I mean only about the humour.

I think about -
"5 moves away from love" - tango remix
"Show me yours" - manly balad
"your sweet chin makes me cry"

and so on ... i wanna see blood :D
As I said,I don't wanna go too far.
Of course I could make it dirtier than a hooker's underwear.But there are Cena fans which aren't idiots.To make a thing succesful it has to appeal to everyone.

This is the last Cena album I made.
When I'm in a good mood,I'll work on PWM Issue 3 that should make the other two look crap. :)

Big Sexy...no offense taken dude.I was concentrating on graphics more this time.Wasn't quite in a cheerful inspiration state.

Life
7th May 2007, 21:36
This is really funny !!!

Btw you are progressing in graphics ...

snotsnit
8th May 2007, 02:47
we should make a section for the main members here...like..intervies with scummy, big sexy's commentary section.....pesi-cena's match suggestions, and well....something with me in it (you just knew it was coming!).

Big Sexy
8th May 2007, 10:57
This is the last Cena album I made.
When I'm in a good mood,I'll work on PWM Issue 3 that should make the other two look crap. :)

now you're talking!! If you do not mind i want to come with some suggestions

This topic was meant pinned becouse i wanted to develop your idea, to offer it more exposure so more people can contribute to it since everything we have on our forum is made free from the users for everyone.

r0bby
8th May 2007, 11:08
Latest:

http://aycu35.webshots.com/image/16474/2001402312300413828_rs.jpg

Edit function is valid for an hour or so...

Good job RockBerg^:D

RockBerg
8th May 2007, 12:34
now you're talking!! If you do not mind i want to come with some suggestions

I dunno,you haven't answered my last PM (prolly the title threw you off) and it would lack the whole RockBerg "thang".
That's one...second I dunno if I still have it,with today's wrestling news.
Last 2 weeks have been atrocious as far as wrestling goes.And I'm talking about WWE my main drug.The others just don't cut it.

There's CZW that I like,but I don't have weekly shows with a powerful feud between members and a history of decades.
Fuck,I have tears in my eyes.If it wasn't for the top notch regulars here I'd leave today.I dunno,this sucks.

Log Out RockBerg - Are You Sure blah-blah - OK.

buticut
8th May 2007, 18:17
Latest:

http://aycu35.webshots.com/image/16474/2001402312300413828_rs.jpg

Edit function is valid for an hour or so...

Damn...I think someone will be pissed off...wait till he sees the pic :D

Btw, track number 8 is my fav :)

Mike^
8th May 2007, 21:17
lol funneeeeyyy! I used to do this as well, on a different Forum. Just the magazines, i had one coming out once a week with funny s*it that were happening on the Forum. Sure brings back loads of old memories, i think i have them saved somewhere *hmmmm*

Yeah, everybody gets an interview here, except me snotsnit? :( Me, who is the greatest beotch out there? Maybe i'll leave RockBerg do these magazines and i'll start one just for the members of this Forum...If i'm in the mood :P

RockBerg
9th May 2007, 01:56
Damn...I think someone will be pissed off...wait till he sees the pic :D

Cena fan or Cena himself ? ROFLMMFAO.
I got the pic from TVSport's forum from a Cena h8ter I guess.

@Mike^
lol funneeeeyyy! I used to do this as well, on a different Forum. Just the magazines, i had one coming out once a week with funny s*it that were happening on the Forum. Sure brings back loads of old memories, i think i have them saved somewhere *hmmmm*

Pics or it didn't happen.
Yeah, everybody gets an interview here, except me snotsnit?
TNA was mentioned,that covered your needs too,didn't it ?
Me, who is the greatest beotch out there? Maybe i'll leave RockBerg do these magazines and i'll start one just for the members of this Forum...If i'm in the mood
PWM......WAS for the members here.
Maybe you meant "about" the members.

Mike^
9th May 2007, 15:18
Well, it wasn't about the members. It was about wrestlers, the first and second edition as well. And yes, if i make one, i make one ABOUT the members. Anyway, waiting for my password from photubucket to be sent, i have the magazines there i think, gonna show you some...

RockBerg
9th May 2007, 21:20
Anyway, waiting for my password from photubucket to be sent, i have the magazines there i think, gonna show you some...
Can't wait. :)
Damn Photobucket,use ImageShack.
Well, it wasn't about the members. It was about wrestlers, the first and second edition as well.
So it was kinda serious,unlike the first 2 issues of PWM.

RockBerg
14th May 2007, 19:06
TEASER - PWM - Issue 3

http://img442.imageshack.us/img442/8909/teaserpwmvg7.jpg

Gotta go now,hungry as hell. :D

r0bby
14th May 2007, 19:40
Nice.

RockBerg
17th May 2007, 01:32
TEASER II - LAST BEFORE RELEASE

http://img339.imageshack.us/img339/9894/pwmissueiiicover01teaseaz1.jpg

buticut
18th May 2007, 02:15
^ If my eyes don't play tricks on me, you have some classified stuff there :D

Heath Scumm
18th May 2007, 14:01
It's gonna be TREMENDOUS! :great:

RockBerg
18th May 2007, 21:16
Tomorrow you get the whole package

http://img519.imageshack.us/img519/2537/pwmissueiiicover01bx6.jpg

h1mZ
18th May 2007, 22:28
I would like an interview with The Black Machismo Jay Lethal ... or is it a WWE exclusive magazine ?

buticut
18th May 2007, 23:12
:great:

Singura mea nelamurire....de ce ai marit pretul revistei? :(

LaParka
19th May 2007, 01:04
oricand apare Ashley pe coperta,pretul va mai creste cu cativa dolari :P

Big Sexy
19th May 2007, 01:10
helll yeahh, i can't wait for tommorrow.

RockBerg
19th May 2007, 02:21
:great:

Singura mea nelamurire....de ce ai marit pretul revistei? :(
oricand apare Ashley pe coperta,pretul va mai creste cu cativa dolari
I'm not exactly Ashley's fan. :D
It's about the content,it's not just a cover anymore.

http://img522.imageshack.us/img522/1673/screenshot001wl3.jpg

Plus one more thing. :)
Tomorrow evening or faster.

snotsnit
19th May 2007, 03:19
i want to have a section in these magazines im a big part of this board!

thunder_liger
19th May 2007, 10:02
Chuck Norris in the mix :) Get ready to see the famous crying onions!

Life
19th May 2007, 10:03
I wanna see the full PWM package !!!

h1mZ
19th May 2007, 10:04
Chuck Norris doesn't get on the cover of a magazine. The cover gets under Chuck Norris.

Big Sexy
19th May 2007, 13:02
hell yeahhh, i will add each show in my comentaries a remarque about Chuck Norris.
I like the teasers Rockberg is making, i cand barely wait for the magazine!!!

Dr. Pinyada
19th May 2007, 14:28
I love America more than my own shitty country. :ok:

Scary.

h1mZ
19th May 2007, 15:33
Well, it wasn't about the members. It was about wrestlers, the first and second edition as well. And yes, if i make one, i make one ABOUT the members. Anyway, waiting for my password from photubucket to be sent, i have the magazines there i think, gonna show you some...

We can wait :D

RockBerg
19th May 2007, 15:34
Scary.
Lovely.

Later today I will post PWM.
UNTIL THEN...please get used to:
http://cdisplay.techknight.com/setup.zip

Install...start the program,hit Mouse 2 and configure it.

Also as soon as you will open the magazine,you will see this:

http://img86.imageshack.us/img86/5725/pwmissueiiiinside00nw1.jpg

^ It's there for a reason.

EDIT: Mike^...you lazy liar. :happy

Life
19th May 2007, 15:45
^ So , what is that program for ?

Big Sexy
19th May 2007, 18:57
it's a worm for windows, once you install it Rockberg turns your computer into a zombie for his personal occult reasons.

RockBerg
19th May 2007, 22:20
Well,I'm so sorry I have to say I can't really deliver at 100%.
My damn PC is screwed or something *insert multiple "fucks" here*,I wanted to have a promo video on this issue (and I will),BUT the damned thing just decided to act bitchy and increase the rendering time for something that usually took 1 minute,to 13-19 minutes depending on video compressor.Even without compression it still takes 13 minutes I dunno why. :(
It's been a while since I produced any vid on Adobe Premiere (my fav) and I didn't know.Could be a WinXP issue too.

I fuckin' hate it right now,as I hate to break down on my promises.
You will have the vid tomorrow as I will let the stupid machine render it all night.

OK...now,you will have to download this CBR/CBZ file reader.It's a format mainly used for comics.Converting .jpg to .pdf reduced the quality so I chose this format.Download here:

http://www.geocities.com/davidayton/CDisplay
Use a black background,the magazine looks better on it,the software's default is random color.

---== PWM - iSSUE - III - May 19,2007 - RockBerg ==---

http://img184.imageshack.us/img184/3061/untitledaq2.jpg

http://www.divshare.com/download/684524-d67

Password:

RockBerg.TE.PWM.iSSUE.III.2007-NO.ViD

If you decide to be lazy,change extension from .cbz to .zip and check the magazine as .jpg files.

http://img404.imageshack.us/img404/49/pwmissueiiiinside00rz6.jpg

Hope You Enjoy It.

---------------------------

h1mZ
19th May 2007, 22:49
Thanx RockBerg !!!

Big Sexy
19th May 2007, 23:21
absolutelly fabulows!!! Damn, this thing is taking over!!! Congrats to Hitscum and to vladutzu for adding material to what might become much more in the near future (rockberg and cutuma) know more.

@ Hitscum - your view of taker sucks monkey balls, even worst than indies :P
@ vladutzu - too straightforward, this gay stuff is old news. keep it fresh, mentos style.

snotsnit
20th May 2007, 01:10
is there a problem with the word lol these days big sexy? hmm?

and um....im too lazy to figure how what you said i have to do...so um...yeah.

Big Sexy
20th May 2007, 08:38
"lol" is pure spam and it is not accepted by itself, this is not chat. You can insert wherever you want as long as the post contain more than this. An is not only about lol or "ok" but about posts that contain only smilies and so on, you know what spam on a forum is ...

h1mZ
20th May 2007, 12:17
"lol" is pure spam and it is not accepted by itself, this is not chat. You can insert wherever you want as long as the post contain more than this. An is not only about lol or "ok" but about posts that contain only smilies and so on, you know what spam on a forum is ...

And what you two are doing now it's called "Off Topic". It's when you discuss something else than the subject of the thread.

On Topic(This is how you can make off topic without being scolded): This issue of PWM is good because it has interviews but I think you can add some articles (i can give a hand here) and more pictures.

RockBerg
20th May 2007, 12:53
is there a problem with the word lol these days big sexy? hmm?

and um....im too lazy to figure how what you said i have to do...so um...yeah.
:ok:

http://img515.imageshack.us/img515/2103/cartoondigitalfelonsdp3.jpg

:happy :happy

Please read the whole magazine.I'd like to know which article you enjoyed the most,if it would have been better to have just a cover,because it sucks now,were the extra bucks worthy ? :D
It would have been better without teasers ?

As for being close to obscenity or because it has way too many sexual references...live with it.
It's what the majority asks for.

Graphic-wise,PWM would have been better if I had access to hires images (at least 1600px-2000px) and if I would have spent a lot more time to align text differently.

PWM is RockBerg,so it's entirely creation....no articles copy/pasted from any other sites/magazines.PWM existed because of this motto:

"IF THEY DON'T PROVIDE ENOUGH ENTERTAINMENT,YOU MAKE YOUR OWN."

I said existed as to not give hopes for a soon to be released PWM 4,I have to take care of some RL stuff for now and PWM takes tremendous time.I wouldn't start on a new PWM 4 these days even if paid.

Late today I'll probably post the vid (it's not finished just yet) which was supposed to complete the release. :) Because I like making vids more than photo-manipulation.Can't put much art into the vid since effects = rendering time.

@h1mZ
I can do much more,but that takes time.What better way to entertain than sick articles with straight-up interviews ?
If it was serious,I'd have articles and serious personal opinions all over. :D

For the regulars,spit your opinion here,wether negative or positive,it's cool.
You ain't a true player until you have haters.

h1mZ
20th May 2007, 13:04
I don't mean serious things like true facts, opinions and stuff... Just the regular dose of sick, mean, but still hilarious humor.

RockBerg
20th May 2007, 16:46
I wouldn't start on a new PWM 4 these days even if paid.

I can do 5 politically correct pages for your fav TV station for EUR 100.
In 3 DAYS !!

http://img518.imageshack.us/img518/4667/gsbl8.jpg

But no PWM 4 as clearly stated before.Since PWM 4 should exceed expectations and definitely won't have any teasers AT ALL and you have noticed that each PWM issue is different (bigger and better).












Bastard...you know who,you will pay. :happy
I kinda smelled what you were cooking,nobody in ro pays that much.

snotsnit
20th May 2007, 19:05
well rockberg, can tell you in steps how to download the magazine

Life
20th May 2007, 19:21
^ I can tell you that snotsnit :

1 http://cdisplay.techknight.com/setup.zip you download from there a zip ... You extract it and then you get a file called Steup ... You run that file and install the prgram called CDisplay

2 http://www.divshare.com/download/684524-d67 you download from there a zip ....When you try to extract that zip , it will ask you for a password ... That password is : RockBerg.TE.PWM.iSSUE.III.2007-NO.ViD .Then you get a file which you will have that CDisplay logo ... You run it and you obtain the magazine ... Press page down to go to the next page ;)

RockBerg
20th May 2007, 23:05
PWM - iSSUE - III - ViDEO

http://www.divshare.com/download/692359-9cd
Password:
RockBerg.TE.PWM.iSSUE.III.2007-ViDEO

snotsnit
21st May 2007, 06:45
i looked at it, my friend was freaked out by the randy orton pictures

Heath Scumm
21st May 2007, 11:30
Player Hating post

Wouldn't have hurt if you just posted the Magazine as just .jpegs in an archive ... that would have made it so much easier to access ... I just lost 7 minutes so far just trying to open it and still haven't got it.

RockBerg
21st May 2007, 11:37
Player Hating post

Wouldn't have hurt if you just posted the Magazine as just .jpegs in an archive ... that would have made it so much easier to access ... I just lost 7 minutes so far just trying to open it and still haven't got it.
Well,reading is something most of us are gifted with. :happy
http://www.onlinesport.ro/forum/showpost.php?p=1309572&postcount=68
If you decide to be lazy,change extension from .cbz to .zip and check the magazine as .jpg files.

Heath Scumm
21st May 2007, 13:02
Tried it, it doesn't work for me ... the archive cannot be read after I change the format.

And ... what is up with all these passwords?

Also, don't know what kind of codecs I need but I can't see the video ... Sorry to be such a crybaby but your could have posted it so much easier ... Just 5 .jpegs and no passwords :D

RockBerg
21st May 2007, 13:18
Tried it, it doesn't work for me ... the archive cannot be read after I change the format.

And ... what is up with all these passwords?

Also, don't know what kind of codecs I need but I can't see the video ... Sorry to be such a crybaby but your could have posted it so much easier ... Just 5 .jpegs and no passwords :D
You have this codec ?

http://img521.imageshack.us/img521/9896/screenshot002kl6.jpg

Hey,if you're having troubles with codecs just use VLC Media Player or KMPlayer,the latter being my no.1 player since it plays everything.
I also have K-Lite Mega Codec Pack installed with ffdshow. :D

As for the .cbz renaming to .zip,I don't know,maybe you have to redownload the file man,since .cbz's are in fact .zip files. :)

The passwords should have had "onlinesportforum" besides "RockBerg" so they would trace back here.As I have noticed the vid already has 15 downloads and the magazine maybe more and yet I got 3 replies ? So they are going outside this forum obviously. :lmao

After you re-download the magazine,if you still have troubles,I'll upload a .rar. file with the .jpg files in it.

Heath Scumm
21st May 2007, 15:04
Re-downloaded ... still doesn't work. I don't know why!

RockBerg
21st May 2007, 15:13
Re-downloaded ... still doesn't work. I don't know why!
I re-downloaded the file myself,works like a charm. :)

Hang on....it will be upped again in 15 minutes.

Heath Scumm
21st May 2007, 15:22
JPEGs please ...

RockBerg
21st May 2007, 16:57
http://rapidshare.com/files/32545148/PWM_ISSUE_III_RockBerg.May.21st.Re-UP.4.n00bZ.rar.html

Pass: RockBerg_@_http://www.onlinesport.ro/forum/

Off to see Judgment Day.

Heath Scumm
21st May 2007, 18:04
Re-up 4 n00bZ ... :ras-plans:

Could there be a bigger geek than you on OLS? :rolleyes: :D

RockBerg
21st May 2007, 18:18
Re-up 4 n00bZ ... :ras-plans:

Could there be a bigger geek than you on OLS? :rolleyes: :D
It's not my fault you can't change an extension,"chitar" player. :drak:

If you wonder what I'm doing here instead of watching J.Day,well so far it sucks ballz and decided to take a 10 min. break.

Geek...ffs. :headbang:
You should have called me faggot while you were still there.

snotsnit
22nd May 2007, 06:36
um...what's the point of the video?

RockBerg
22nd May 2007, 16:08
um...what's the point of the video?
It's a failed attempt of what should have been a PWM III promo video.

It's 30% of what it should have been..at least what I wanted it to look like.But my view on this vid would have taken ages to render in Premiere,so I ditched almost all ideas - effects,music,multiple video tracks and a cool voice over.

For those interested the music on the RockBerg logo at the beginning of the vid is Symphony X - Set the World On Fire.

http://img249.imageshack.us/img249/1194/00symphonyxparadiselostbg7.jpg

You might have heard of these guys.

Life
24th May 2007, 20:47
finally I've seen the video for PWM and it's great ! The best part of this video was the soundtrack when john cena was presented !:)) I laughed for about 2 minutes !

RockBerg
24th May 2007, 21:08
finally I've seen the video for PWM and it's great ! The best part of this video was the soundtrack when john cena was presented !:)) I laughed for about 2 minutes !
Glad you liked some part,it should have been a hell of a lot better.

It looks like amateur stuff,I wanted something professional.Maybe some other time.

Life
24th May 2007, 21:15
^ Maybe at PWM 4 ... Will that PWM 4 exist ?

snotsnit
24th May 2007, 21:19
i prefer just the magazines

buticut
28th May 2007, 23:00
This is for HitScum, who was too lazy to change the bloody extensions :D

http://rapidshare.com/files/33927865/PiNK_WRESTLiNG_MAGAZiNE_iSSUE-III.rar.html

h1mZ
29th May 2007, 00:42
This is for HitScum, who was too lazy to change the bloody extensions :D

http://rapidshare.com/files/33927865/PiNK_WRESTLiNG_MAGAZiNE_iSSUE-III.rar.html

isn't it kind of late... i mean ... late and stuff...

buticut
29th May 2007, 01:22
Well, HitScum didn't give his opinion about PWM so I guess he didn't manage yet to deal with the extension :P

h1mZ
29th May 2007, 01:35
^ Ok so.. we're waiting for HitScum's opinion :)

RockBerg
29th May 2007, 01:58
Well, HitScum didn't give his opinion about PWM so I guess he didn't manage yet to deal with the extension :P
The dude's slow...give him a few weeks.
^ Maybe at PWM 4 ... Will that PWM 4 exist ?
I missed this.

Can't give a straight answer,but for now...PWM 4 is not in the works,not even as an idea.You know that with each issue,PWM progressed fast.Look at issue 1 and then at issue 3,huge difference.With issue 3 I wanted to have some TNA and CZW material as well,but I didn't have enough info on these two federations (well I know way more of CZW than TNA) and it would have been a messy job because all articles involve 50% reality.Currently I am watching TNA's latest to get closer to that atmosphere.

Maybe I'll be cookin' something else...you never know.

I still feel sorry that I didn't make that video right.

Heath Scumm
29th May 2007, 10:05
I didn't know I was meant to share oppinions ... anyway, kind of too many gay jokes, I loved that Straight Edge "in association with TNA" poster :D

RockBerg
29th May 2007, 12:41
I didn't know I was meant to share oppinions ... anyway, kind of too many gay jokes, I loved that Straight Edge "in association with TNA" poster :D
For the bold:

1.First issue - it was called Pink Wrestling Magazine featuring a man (opinions vary) on the cover,what would you expect the inside of the magazine would look like ? :D
2.People wanted it this way.You ask,I deliver...if possible.
3.Don't you all say WWE is gay ? PWM was WWE related.So there you have it. :ok:




4.I know brother HitScum,after all that material,you feel something for Orton too,dontcha ? :happy

RockBerg
11th June 2007, 19:32
A picture is worth 1000 words.

http://aycu11.webshots.com/image/18090/2003311001710014523_rs.jpg
...if,you still care.
This will be a 100% RockBerg issue.

Big Sexy
11th June 2007, 20:07
Horse's easter is sooner than you might think! PWM 4

Life
11th June 2007, 20:19
can't wait for that !
PWM 4 will have any teasers ?

RockBerg
11th June 2007, 21:27
PWM 4 will have any teasers ?
Highly improbable.
After 3 issues I realised that it's better without 'em.

PSYCHO
16th June 2007, 00:29
Till PWM will be ready, please vote all for HitScum here: http://www.onlinesport.ro/forum/poll.php?do=showresults&pollid=4775

Guinness Book, here we come! :D

RockBerg
20th June 2007, 13:44
Not to be post-whoring,just saying that PWM 4 is coming along fine and Vengeance will decide the main headline.

I completed 1 page just now and I'm literally laughing my ass off.
http://img405.imageshack.us/img405/6882/pwm4cover01up5.jpg

You will have to wait more than usual since this will be better.
No need to rush it.

Heath Scumm
20th June 2007, 13:47
I hope there will be no more gay jokes, cuz I'm kinda tired of those! ;)

RockBerg
20th June 2007, 13:49
I hope there will be no more gay jokes, cuz I'm kinda tired of those! ;)
Only some.
Not like the old PWM..no.

A whole lot more diverse,hitting plenty of areas even outside wrestling.

Big Sexy
20th June 2007, 14:24
de fiecare data cand vad un post aici imi tresare inima! Abia astept PWM 4!

h1mZ
20th June 2007, 14:42
Si eu m-am speriat cand am vazut postul lui RockBerg aici :) ... de-abia asteptam, oricum just a wild guess Cena va fi headline-ul

Ah, si sa-i dedici acolo 2 vorbe si regretatului Mr. McMen R.I.P.

RockBerg
27th June 2007, 13:47
Highly improbable.

I'm lying.
The first and only preview.

I hope you don't mind but this one will feature some serious parts.

http://img187.imageshack.us/img187/941/pwm4cover01vw9.jpg

Kruger
27th June 2007, 14:01
Acum vãd pentru prima datã topicul ãsta...


E GENIAL!

Am râs cu lacrimi :happy

Felicitãri pentru idee RockBerg. This is awesome!

LaParka
27th June 2007, 15:23
i truly,deeply,sincerely,honestly,fiercely and from the bottom of my heart, hope that there will be ABSOLUTELY no Benoit jokes in it.....otherwise it'll have a bitter taste :(

Heath Scumm
27th June 2007, 16:34
^ Same here ... Please Rockberg, don't do it!

Doctor_Satan
27th June 2007, 16:40
Damn it, HitScum! If you asked him NOT to do it, he'll definetly do it!

RockBerg
27th June 2007, 16:57
^ Same here ... Please Rockberg, don't do it!
My personal opinion on Benoit,well...you know it.
Ruthless killer,snuffed his family.Doesn't deserve anything close to even mentioning his name.Yesterday a new verb was born for me: TO BENOIT someone.That's doing the most unimaginable crime.
Benoit is similar to horrible murder in my book.

Example:
I will kill your ass.
I will benoit your ass.

THAT BEING SAID:

PWM is for the people here,not for my personal Internet fame.
I could have posted it all over the web if I wanted that,PWM being 100% in english.
So if you don't want Benoit in PWM...best you could do is create a poll.
If not,I'll judge by the things I see on the board.If people show hate towards him (and so far they do)..he will be there and you will skip that page.

PSYCHO
27th June 2007, 17:09
Ok! We want to vote! HitScum, bring the poll! :)

Kruger
27th June 2007, 19:03
My personal opinion on Benoit,well...you know it.
Ruthless killer,snuffed his family.Doesn't deserve anything close to even mentioning his name.Yesterday a new verb was born for me: TO BENOIT someone.That's doing the most unimaginable crime.
Benoit is similar to horrible murder in my book.

Example:
I will kill your ass.
I will benoit your ass.

Totusi, cred ca exagerezi. Cu toate astea, e alegerea fiecaruia daca vrea sa vada, sau nu, urmatorul PWM.

RockBerg
27th June 2007, 19:54
Totusi, cred ca exagerezi. Cu toate astea, e alegerea fiecaruia daca vrea sa vada, sau nu, urmatorul PWM.
English please. :D

I had no intention of making a Benoit feature in PWM 4. :)
IMO his name is not worthy of it...just that LaParka brought it up,so I wanted to
know how the others feel about it,because ..given the recent facts,I could easily make 1 page of Benoit dissing.

Imagine a title like: Best Heel Turn Ever.

So far,judging by the votes...there won't be such a thing.
My vote would be > Meh! I don't give a f*ck!,since even mentioning his name is too much,not to think of a whole page dedicated to the monster.

Big Sexy
27th June 2007, 20:29
coming to think of your sick, sick attitude maybe you should do a snuff report about the most surprising heel turn!

Kruger
27th June 2007, 21:48
Imagine a title like: Best Heel Turn Ever.

To me, that sounds decent enough and I also think that's the best aproach on this subject by now.

My advice: stick on that and people will love it.

LaParka
4th July 2007, 02:22
is this coming out any soon?or it's gonna take 1 month(again) :D

Big Sexy
4th July 2007, 08:40
The more it takes, the better. Think about Blizzard and the quality of their games.

h1mZ
4th July 2007, 09:19
@RockBerg: You probably wanted to say Best Hell Turn Ever :)

RockBerg
4th July 2007, 12:11
is this coming out any soon?or it's gonna take 1 month(again) :D
Eager beaver aren't ya' ?
http://img293.imageshack.us/img293/206/whenitsdone2hw0.jpg

I was hoping for a release this weekend,but due to some RL issues,that will be delayed.Yes,I know it sucks when you wait...you get no previews,you don't know what to expect,hang on a little more.
I guarantee one smile on your face.


EDIT: I didn't know you guys were waiting so much for it. :)

Heath Scumm
4th July 2007, 12:16
Yeah we're all Rockberg fans over here! :D

snotsnit
4th July 2007, 20:08
even i THE GOD OF THE GIF SNOTSNIT is a rockberg fan

h1mZ
21st July 2007, 17:44
RockBerg you didn't post here since Romania had a temperate climate... I know... when it's done, but WHEN THE F is it done?

(Impatience imprisoning me)

@All: I made you shiver when you saw a new post at PWM :)

RockBerg
21st July 2007, 18:45
RockBerg you didn't post here since Romania had a temperate climate... I know... when it's done, but WHEN THE F is it done?

(Impatience imprisoning me)

@All: I made you shiver when you saw a new post at PWM :)
Blame the weather,that's 70% of the reasons it's not here yet...and the blue line in my sig. :D

I'm also waiting for GAB results,since Batista is on the cover and I don't want the article to be outdated.That and I must also finish a Jim Cornette article,revealing the ups and downs of TNA.After that all I have is to beautify the stuff I made and it will be here.Sometime next week !

A pic of the folder I have the ad pages featured on PWM 4,to keep ya hopin' ! :happy
http://img169.imageshack.us/img169/6508/screensho33t001gg1.jpg

snotsnit
22nd July 2007, 00:57
rockberg, you are great, you are on the same level as i am....but on a different spectrum lol.

RockBerg
28th July 2007, 20:58
Before you download,I must say that those 2 stickers on the magazine namely "Explicit" and "Mature" are there for a reason.The magazine has 4 pages in which 2 showcase female nudity.It's not pornographic,hardly erotic and I'm sure you will enjoy them since they are used in an artistic manner,but just so that you know...

NOW...proceed to DL PWM 4

http://aycu19.webshots.com/image/23938/2003866933321061775_rs.jpg

http://aycu25.webshots.com/image/21664/2003846658032177579_rs.jpg


http://i11.tinypic.com/6bokz0l.gif
http://rapidshare.com/files/45593851/PWM_4_RockBerg.zip.html

LaParka
28th July 2007, 21:32
Rockberg strikes again:)).i saw it.....

the wrestling related content was awesome,i really laughed my ass of at those :cry::cry:

also,some of the aditional stuff was really amusing...."cumming in 3 colours" :cry:
overall,it was cool :great:

p.s:what "mature content"?we get to see more skin on today's soap comercials :D

p.p.s:page 3 was full of shit:D.nobody gives a flying phuck 'bout how you made PWM :D

Heath Scumm
28th July 2007, 22:45
Holy You Know what ... Can't wait to see it ...

Haha! Awesome stuff from one end to another ...

"penile problems" ... Oh Rockberg, you silly goose you :rolleyes:

RockBerg
29th July 2007, 12:06
p.s:what "mature content"?we get to see more skin on today's soap comercials :D
It's like that "Don't try this at home" thing.
If you feel that shouldn't been there,I can easily flame you with...I TOLD YOU BEFORE you got it,it's your fault.

p.p.s:page 3 was full of shit:D.nobody gives a flying phuck 'bout how you made PWM :D
I don't even care,but had to fill up a page with sentimental shit,no ? :happy
Plus,I wrote that 2 weeks ago.

manasoft
30th July 2007, 19:30
grazie... per tutti

Big Sexy
30th July 2007, 21:07
should i understand that you liked it?

PSYCHO
30th July 2007, 23:00
I've read half of it and I must say RockBerg is very sick and funny! I like the new edition of PWM! :ok:

Ce stramtorat in exprimare ma simt cand scriu in engleza! :yes:

Big Sexy
31st July 2007, 00:01
http://rapidshare.com/files/45593851/PWM_4_RockBerg.zip.html
rad ce nebunul de genialitatea acestui numar, e demential deadreptul, 17 pagini lucrate ca al carte. Prefer sa astept 6 luni sa vad inc aun numar de o asemenea calitate decat sa vad orice sub. Ai setat noi standarde de calitate in presa scrisa MAESTRE!!!

http://canord.presidency.ro/St.Rom.Com.civ._md.1877_av.jpg

RockBerg
31st July 2007, 12:12
Ce stramtorat in exprimare ma simt cand scriu in engleza! :yes:
Mie imi este mai greu sa scriu/exprim romaneste. :happy
rad ce nebunul de genialitatea acestui numar, e demential deadreptul, 17 pagini lucrate ca al carte. Prefer sa astept 6 luni sa vad inc aun numar de o asemenea calitate decat sa vad orice sub. Ai setat noi standarde de calitate in presa scrisa MAESTRE!!!
Thank ya.So you've gone through all 17 pages ?

BTW...Woulda been out earlier if it wasn't for the 42 degrees Celsius thing. :)

kidguy26
3rd August 2007, 04:40
Thank You A Lot

Doctor_Satan
8th August 2007, 09:43
SUPER!
But only one problem: TOO SHORT! I WANT MORE!
Can you make a 50 pages edition nexte time, please?

snotsnit
9th August 2007, 02:11
um...no

RockBerg
24th August 2007, 17:48
Prefer sa astept 6 luni sa vad inc aun numar de o asemenea calitate decat sa vad orice sub.
A TASTE OF THiNGS TO COME

http://img505.imageshack.us/img505/2033/resizeofscreenshot002vm9.jpg

http://rapidshare.com/files/51011349/SiCKTERTAINMENT.RockBerg.DivX.08.24.07.zip.html

buticut
24th August 2007, 21:52
Holy shit! Holy shit! I am downloading it and if it's exactly what I want/hope to see, then I must say: RockBerg, you are truly amazing!

LATER EDIT: I saw the "trailer"...It's really manly fun, judging by the end of the clip :(. Next time put some hot dudes too :). Though, I am looking forward to seeing the final version, I bet it's gonna be bigger and better :yeah:!

RockBerg
24th August 2007, 22:17
LATER EDIT: I saw the "trailer"...It's really manly fun, judging by the end of the clip :(. Next time put some hot dudes too :).
There's half naked guys 75% of the clip. :happy
Though, I am looking forward to seeing the final version, I bet it's gonna be bigger and better
You missed the point of the clip ? Look again.That part is between 1:20 and 1:26.Oh...I should have said that women folk should skip the last part. :D

This clip isn't gonna be bigger,what it promotes is gonna be bigger...if I make it till then,that is.

Heath Scumm
24th August 2007, 22:18
What the fuck are we doing on a Friday night looking at half naked men? well, at least I'm going out! F*ck you nerds! :D

buticut
24th August 2007, 22:33
This clip isn't gonna be bigger,what it promotes is gonna be bigger...if I make it till then,that is.

Yep, that's what I meant!

There's half naked guys 75% of the clip.

But they aren't handsome enough for me. :no:

thunder_liger
25th August 2007, 00:06
Am vazut clip-ul si tocma explicam lu booty cute ca tzatzele alea au un efect straniu (Rockberg asta pe langa faptul ca e talentat in de astea vizuale mai stie si putina psihologie) .. dupa ce am vazut cum dadea aia limbi si cum isi misca ze titties am uitat tot ce am vazut pana la ea..tin minte ceva..unii se impingeau...da nu are prea multa importanta, o sa visez frumos . Thanks Rockberg!

h1mZ
25th August 2007, 00:33
Nice spoiler... first part sucked tough...

RockBerg
25th August 2007, 10:37
(Rockberg asta pe langa faptul ca e talentat in de astea vizuale mai stie si putina psihologie)
Numai note mari la psihologie. :ok:
am uitat tot ce am vazut pana la ea
I knew it would happen.
first part sucked tough...
In what way ? What did you expect ? It's a semi-parody teaser to something,it's not PWM,it doesn't need a lot of content.

Heath Scumm
25th August 2007, 14:06
Haha ... Rockberg, you nutcase you ... you and your sexual explicit vids ...

RockBerg
7th November 2007, 21:26
From the creator of anomalies such as PiNK WRESTLING MAGAZINE™ and SiCKtertainment™ comes...

http://img135.imageshack.us/img135/4116/sickfmlogofu8.png

http://rapidshare.com/files/68130075/SICK.FM.Plus.BONUS.rar.html

Transcript available tomorrow,I did this on one-two takes only,no plans n stuff like that.I have to listen and write what's in there. :D


- - - - -

LaParka
7th November 2007, 22:58
i gotta see/hear this....

sper totusi ca nu contine mesaje subliminale,stii tu,shit recorded backwards....sa ne faca sa incepem sa dam bani pe chestiile astea :)

h1mZ
7th November 2007, 23:03
OMG.. stop posting here... Do you want to give me a heart attack?

Hey RockBerg, where is PWM ? :(

RockBerg
8th November 2007, 12:56
OMG.. stop posting here... Do you want to give me a heart attack?

Hey RockBerg, where is PWM ? :(
I read your post 3 times and still don't see where you mention $$$. :happy

PWM 5 ? Thought crossed my mind,like an anniversary edition to be released before Christmas,mainly because I hate even numbers and preffer odds. (don't read "oddities" you sick fucks)

So...from thoughts of PWM 5,SiCK-FM was born,similar to PWM but in another form.I loved it,listened to it for more than 20 times,I still don't know it by heart and never will probably,I know what's next when I do hear it...but if it's not played...I only have some memories. :happy

This didn't take months to complete..it was made in a period of about 1 week,with some 5-10 min/day (not even every day :D) spent on it.I put most of it together yesterday.Original idea was only the Mr.McMahon part,but why not add a lil' something ? :)

Heath Scumm
8th November 2007, 14:07
^ Hahahaha ... WHAT?

RockBerg
8th November 2007, 14:11
^ Hahahaha ... WHAT?
I don't know.

EDIT...first part transcript.Not needed for the rest,it's easy to understand.

* SiCK-FM Transcript * - Created 11.08.07

----------------------------------------------------


Hi,we welcome you to SiCK-FM Wrestling Show...
(female voice)...where the boys wear more make-up than the girls !...SMASHING !

*Commercial - RockBerg Chastity Belt*

Has THIS,ever happened to you ?

(Black man) Is you fuckin' ma' ol' lady dog,cuz you ain't answer da phone n shit,dog ?
I know you're an asshole by nature,but don't do that to me dog,cuz I luv 'er...
I LUV 'er,I really do dog.Don't do this to me dog.
(Black man crying his eyes out) Don't do this to me nigga'...I just asked at da phone like
that,I know you seen my momma or Nicole like that,don't do this,I'm scared nigga,I'm scared.

NOW...you can put all that to the past with RockBerg's Chastity Belt.
It has an unique design so you don't get scared everytime you take it off.
Also a little hole equipped with a "bad penis odour sensor" that sprays acid
on that unlucky bastard.

*doing what we do best*

Easily to adjust on the wife making sure she doesn't leave you for your best
friend or other...YOU LIKE THAT DON'T YOU KILLER ? But wait there's more ! Yes,MORE !
The RockBerg Chastity Belt is gifted with a remote control tiny bomb so when that bitch
doesn't answer the phone,REVENGE is at a press of a button !

*doing what we do best*

What are you waiting for ?
Order one today at 1.800.FREEDOM or access www.renewed.love.com

*I'll cry when I'm done killing*

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snotsnit
9th November 2007, 07:23
is that you speaking if so, you sound REALLY REALLY german. and also, put us in some of these. like mention hitscum, or me or big sexy or reaper.

RockBerg
9th November 2007, 11:28
is that you speaking if so, you sound REALLY REALLY german. and also, put us in some of these. like mention hitscum, or me or big sexy or reaper.
1. I was getting into a character.Only small parts are the real me.
2. I was trying SO HARD to speak slowly and make sure every letter gets right so the guys here understand wtf I am saying.I usually speak very fast in english (both english teachers I had said "slow down so the other students can understand"),depends on whom I address to,you won't even notice I'm not a full blooded american.
I laughed at someone once when he was like "WHAT ? You're not american ?" :happy

One more commercial "What a hillbilly wants in wrestling" should have been included,but I am a lazy bastard.Now THAT...THAT would be a character. :D
Maybe next time.

Hmmm..german,that gives me another idea...

Heath Scumm
9th November 2007, 21:51
He sounds Russian, like all of us Romanian bastards ...

snotsnit
10th November 2007, 22:16
well i sound american....so...ha? maybe i should speak like gary coleman for a day, that would be the shit.

RockBerg
28th November 2007, 19:43
SiCKtertainment.PWM5.ReeDun.EDiTiON.12.01.07

http://i6.tinypic.com/6ly3xgz.png

http://rapidshare.com/files/73539708/SiCKtertainment.PWM5.ReeDun.EDiTiON.12.01.07.rar.h tml

RockBerg
3rd December 2007, 13:24
The end is neigh (end of 2007 that is) and what better way to spam the thread again than with a big release that includes ALL 5 PWM's ! Yes,5 ! Not 1..2..3..4 but 5 parts of the most unexpected insanity of 2007.

It took some serious searching through my DVD collection to put'em all together,so I hope this is as appreciated as all the other releases.FFS !...this thread has almost 7500 views with the last 300 only since I posted PWM 5.It's been a pleasure. :)

http://img503.imageshack.us/img503/9284/sicktertainmentpwm1to5za9.jpg

Enough talk..here's the link (almost 72MB) and pass:
http://rapidshare.com/files/73976396/SiCKtertainment.PWM.1.to.5.AiO.12.03.07.rar.html

Password:
http://sicktertainment.blogspot.com/

PSYCHO
3rd December 2007, 14:19
On the road again! :)
RockBerg, you're the man! :ok:

Big Sexy
3rd December 2007, 18:49
Did i mentioned that Rockberg is an absolute sick fucked up genius?

clau_goll
4th December 2007, 09:07
Did i mentioned that Rockberg is an absolute sick fucked up genius?
Yeap,you did :D

RockBerg
5th December 2007, 12:56
Did i mentioned that Rockberg is an absolute sick fucked up genius?
The cover that didn't make it. :)

http://img404.imageshack.us/img404/3482/zpwm00rb8.jpg

guga
28th December 2007, 17:26
Only The Cover Can Be Appeared

Where Are The Links ???

RockBerg
3rd January 2008, 19:48
Only The Cover Can Be Appeared

Where Are The Links ???
That double Kurt Angle is ONLY the cover.

All PWM's are included in this post:

http://www.onlinesport.ro/forum/showpost.php?p=1708704&postcount=166

Link is still working.

guga
7th March 2008, 14:23
Thanx for the magazines

RockBerg
7th March 2008, 16:55
Thanx for the magazines
Thank you.
Amazing the link is still alive after 3 months.The thread is close to 10.000 views,which is amazing for 5 magazines,2 of which are just 1 cover.

I am downloading this myself now that I checked the thread,it's a nice all-in-one pack and I need to re-check what I've done.Better than just searching through whatever DVD's I have'em. :D This way I can also re-up it to multiple hosts.

guga
7th April 2008, 02:20
great magazines and we are wating for more

buticut
7th April 2008, 17:36
Did i mentioned that Rockberg is an absolute sick fucked up genius?


The cover that didn't make it. :)

[IMG]

:shocked::shocked::shocked: OMFG! RockBerg quoted BigSexy without spotting his mistake.
Did i mention that Rockberg is an absolute sick fucked up genius?
FIXED!:ok:

Bow down to RockBerg,King of Views :D.

guga
31st May 2008, 21:32
But When Did The Next Magazine Will Realese ?

Theodor01
20th February 2009, 19:20
When will be the next magazine?

Mr Cosmin
20th February 2009, 19:24
Hmm... never.

Theodor01
20th February 2009, 19:36
Why?:(

RKO2426
20th February 2009, 20:44
that is what it seems as rockberg hasn't replyed in this thread for 8 months

btw good job on the magazines rockberg

Heath Scumm
23rd February 2009, 10:45
He announced the Fifth one would be his final one ... he did an anniversary pack to sum it all up.

Thank you RockBerg ... you fagboy you ;)

sebike
26th May 2009, 17:56
Hmm... never.

soooooooooo sad:(:(

Dr. Pinyada
4th July 2009, 18:15
Only The Cover Can Be Appeared

Only for the language of the English speaking now, yes? Like for when the you the talk of in the English language, please, yes? Is like in Babel Fish in words of the you when talk like Indian, yes?

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22nd May 2011, 15:14
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